A personal map of how someone naturally thinks, learns, and processes the world—especially when it doesn’t line up with how schools, jobs, or society are structured. People with strong CAP awareness usually aren’t “broken”—they’re just running a different cognitive operating system that needs different inputs (like context, meaning, time, or rhythm) to function properly.
CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile) You feel like you’re smart, but constantly out of sync with expectations. You’re not slow—you just need alignment.
by AppCha May 4, 2025
Get the CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile)mug. A wheel alignment on a car in which instead of properly adjusting the alignment of the wheel, you rotate the steering wheel on the spline.
Bro 1: After I changed my tie rod my wheel is all fucked up and I dont wanna pay someone to fix it.
Bro 2: Just do the Balkan wheel alignment retard.
Bro 2: Just do the Balkan wheel alignment retard.
by Prophet off of your sadness September 8, 2025
Get the Balkan wheel alignmentmug. How well she aligns with your values has no relationship to how good of a candidate she actually is. Trump is currently ahead. The zealots have been emboldened by the assassination attempt. And their strategy is just to run a parallel campaign where they point backwards at you and bloviated about how fucking stupid you are.
Hym "Her alignment with your values has no relationship to whether or not she's capable of winning. And nobody give a shit about how virtuous your goals are. You are only the good guy to you."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
Get the Alignmentmug. "We should call USAA! They work hard for our Veterans."
"Nah! We should go to Aligned Mortgage. They are the brain surgeons of the VA Benefit."
"Nah! We should go to Aligned Mortgage. They are the brain surgeons of the VA Benefit."
by Jason Riddle November 30, 2021
Get the Aligned Mortgagemug. To leave a big gap in front of your car so that you're right next to the car in the lane next to you. Typically, it's a technique used to admire another car, its occupants or both.
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
Get the False Alignmentmug. Aka. R.A.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people who practice same religion as them
Janice is a devout Catholic and she is only sexually attracted to people who also actively practice Catholicism. She has a religiously aligned sexual preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 5, 2021
Get the Religiously aligned sexual preferencemug. Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
Get the genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchinimug.