Aligned Mortgage

The best mortgage company for Veterans!
"We should call USAA! They work hard for our Veterans."

"Nah! We should go to Aligned Mortgage. They are the brain surgeons of the VA Benefit."
by Jason Riddle November 30, 2021
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False Alignment

To leave a big gap in front of your car so that you're right next to the car in the lane next to you. Typically, it's a technique used to admire another car, its occupants or both.
"I pulled a false alignment so I could check out the hottie in the convertible."
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
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aka. P.A.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people of the same political identity as they are
Joana is a Democrat who has a politically aligned sexual preference; meaning she is only sexually attracted to people who also identify as being democrats.
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Ethereum-aligned

very expensive and hard to use.
a dot eth: this is Ethereum-aligned.
everyone else who has ever lived and existed: u want me to pay 5 bands to do a simple swap?
by VitalikButerin March 27, 2024
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Aka. R.A.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who practice same religion as them
Chelsea is an active parishioner of the Falun Gong faith and she is only interested in dating people who practice Falun Gong. She has a religiously aligned romantic preference.
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Jewish alignment

Having all your money in order by value and facing the correct way
I hate it when someone gives me change and the bills are backwards or upside down, I always have to give it a Jewish alignment.
by I piss knowledge March 06, 2023
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aka. P.A.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people of the same political identity as they are
Emma is a supporter of Libertarian party who is only willing to date people are supporters of the Libertarian political party. She has a politically aligned romantic preference.
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