Alfonzo

A noun used to describe an average Hispanic male. So basically a Hispanic “NPC”. It’s 2023’s version of calling someone an “Edgar”. Their often seen rocking the Alfonzo bowl cut, true religion jeans, and white Air Force ones. Alfonzo’s are the light-skins of Hispanic people. In every picture their seen sucking in their cheeks to emphasize their jawline. Nobody likes Alfonso’s, they also have L rizz.

*Walks into a Miami nightclub*: Damn bro, there’s so many Alfonso’s in here. They tryna rizz up all the treeshes.

*Sees a Hispanic light-skin tryna rizz up*: Hahahahah yoo bro look at that Alfonzo ass nigga *crying emoji*.

by For the community 1738 January 25, 2023

luis alonzo

a famous warrior ready for battle; or the union of two or more badass words, things, people, or places, that are badass on their own right, made even more badass by their union

achilles and the spear of destiny would be really luis alonzo

or

when brad pitt hooked up with angelina jolie was truelly luis alonzo

by o_O Lucky Apples o_O April 5, 2010

Alfonso

King of Spain from 1886-1931

Bow down Alfonso has just entered the room!

by Prince Al November 24, 2007

Alfonso

he's so buff that even his dick has a 6 pack on it, but because of his awareness for the women around him, he does not attempt to have a girlfriend

Women: what's your preference so that we can be your friend with benefits:
Alfonso: men

by Bababoeymenlover November 17, 2021

Alfonso

Usually a well of knowledge. dig deep and you'll know more. He is generally well-spoken, fluent in more than one language, a bit nerdy and loves books.

This greek god usually hangs out in libraries, museumss, or regular streets. but will never invite you to a movie. Scares easily, it is advisable to handle with care and never call out his name too loudly. he might remain in shock if so.
He can be both Man and Boy, depending on who is adressing him.

"Oh, just what i needed! an Alfonso in my life! what more could a woman ask for?"

by la_parisienne February 4, 2010

Alonzo

A person with lots of swag. A Pimp at life.

Ashlee said to all her friends, "OMG Victor Moya is such an Alonzo."

by vixintheremix December 1, 2010

Alonzo

Super loyal guy. Overprotective and definitely protects what’s his. Don’t mess with his family or friends because you will GET it. Super cute and handsome. Easily jealous, however is very trustworthy. His personality isn’t the nicest but the typa love is the best. Super flirty and wild. One of the realist niggas out there.

I love me a Alonzo typa guy.

by You’re gf Desiree June 12, 2018