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Alister

Your dad that claps your mom while she’s enjoying dropping the soap.He is very cool and helps people when he does this actions they don’t know what to do because of the awesomeness.YOU FUCK
Alister clapped my mom and I could here it from 87 miles away.
by Miningdiamondsfor3tears March 22, 2019
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Aliester

AUSTRALIAN DICTATOR THAT IS OBSESED WITH OTHER CULTURES
Hi aliester what doing?
NIEN!
by MENTAL BREAKDOWN 9 11TH November 13, 2018
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Alister

A boy who blossom loves so much and would make babies
Alister: hi
Blossom: omg hi ily
Alister: date me bb gorl
Blossom: dim da lights bb ;)
by hot cynthia ;) June 8, 2020
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Alister

Alister is the type of guy that has an anus wider than the Caspian Sea.
Yo FUCK MAN, THAT LOOKS LIKE AN ALISTER ANUS
by chad man with a big band August 31, 2020
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Alister JM Wilson

a fun freaky guy.. who looks like a lion. He's very dramatic almost fem, very stubborn and always has to get his own way. A true god in bed could go for hours. Alister JM Wilson has a bod like hulk and a nose like a rocket. He makes you want to have 6000 babies. Extremely strong and could ride you all night long. Alister JM Wilson will never open unto you but he will open you up if yk what I mean ;) He's very sexy and could make you juicy in seconds and just the sound of his voice could get any boy or girl aroused. Alister JM Wilson is the ultimate beast.
omgosh I just got railed with Alister JM Wilson I want 6000 babies.

did you just get railed by Alister JM Wilson? I wish I could get railed by him.

I was eating Alister JM Wilsons booty
by heyheyheyhithere March 14, 2021
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Allister/Kai

by DazedIsGone July 23, 2021
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Allister

An extremely poggers guy. Probably has a big pp. If you’re friends with an Allister consider yourself lucky.Also Allister from Pokémon, he is incredibly precious we must protect him at all cost.
Person 1: Do you know that guy, I want his number.
Person 2: Yeah he’s in my math class, his name is Allister, I’ve got his number,here.
Person 1: Honestly I simp for him, thanks so much.
by VroomVroomCarNeeowm September 21, 2021
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