The Alec Baldwin

While Mastubating, Just before cumming, get your girls attention then turn and blow your load on her.

Dude, why is she pissed at you?!

Well... I gave her The Alec Baldwin! It was Great!

by MadhatterMatador October 27, 2021

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Alec Baldwinned

The act of being stuck in a situation of complete absent minded bad luck , something that could've been ovoided if you would've thought it through .

I told my boss I was totally Alec Baldwinned , when I was not the one who wrecked the company truck .

by Road1nner April 06, 2024

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The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.

by Tiger Johnson October 31, 2021

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To harm an innocent person and deny any responsibility for your actions

"I wonder how it must feel to wrongfully kill someone...," Alec Baldwin wrote

by SharkTac June 18, 2023

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Laird, had an Alec Baldwin & now his wife has a surprised fourth child coming.

by Jdl September 18, 2022

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I pulled and Alec Baldwin last night where I was polishing my pistol and shot so hard I didn’t see where it ended up.

by Jacque the Second December 02, 2021

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