Aldershot

Aldershot is a town in the South-East of England, about 10 miles from Guildford and Woking. The towh has its roots with the Armed Forces moving to the area and establishing their first permanent camp, earning it the title of "Home of the British Army." It is now part of the Borough of Rushmoor, alongside Farnborough. The town was recently rated as one of the up and coming small cities/towns in the counry (according to an article in the Daily Mail).
The town has been run down for quite a while, with abortive attempts at re-juvinating the town. The latest attempt, dubbed "Westgate" is still moving forward with work continuing at a good pace. The rest of the town is holding its breath to see if Westgate brings any improvement.
The town is derided a lot by those outside and those within the town, claiming that any visitor would catch any number of disases by visiting or any visitor would be subject to attacks, none of which is true.
Whilst Aldershot has its problems, as with any town, it is situated in a good area of the country. Its positioning from London is just right (about an hour on the train or an hour and a half/two hours by car), as is its positioning from the coast (about an hour by car, there is no direct train service).
The town is surrounded by woodland and heathland, which provide beautiful vistas and places to keep yourself in shape or go for a stroll. There is a swimming pool within the town and a gym.

Aldershot

by Realitycheckeruk March 30, 2011

Alderbeast

Any one of the 50 Aldermen the comprise the Chicago City Council

My Alderbeast would not give me a zoning variance because I did not contribute enough money to her re-election campaign fund.

by WhatTheHelen February 22, 2007

aldershit

An adaption of the real name Aldershot (a town in Hampshire, UK), nicknamed as such by some of the locals because it's not a very nice place - it's a bit of a shithole

"Oh, so you're going to Aldershit! Lucky you!"

by funnyhehehahalol December 19, 2015

Alderius

Alderius is a cool guy to hang around with. He always has about 4 to 5 crates of Heineken in his garage and is willing to share it with his mates. It is even believed he smokes weed. He says he's not a true gamer because he has a shitty laptop but he still wastes half his day on it playing low key graphic games.

dude 1 : "Who's that guy smoking weed there?"
dude 2 : "Oh that's just your average Alderius!"

by AnonymousR May 24, 2018

afternoon alder

A boner that comes around in the afternoon with a hard suprise.

Ahhh man dude, I have a afternoon alder and its a big one

by Bruhballs March 27, 2017

It's on like Alderaan

A star wars fans way to express "it's on". Same meaning as "it's on like donkey kong". Just relates to star wars instead.

Luke: Are you going to the screening of the next "insert George Lucas next star wars movie here"?

Sith Lord: O yea, it's on like Alderaan!

by T.J. Dubz July 1, 2012

Aleeah

The most beautiful, amazing, talented, and sweet-hearted girl you will ever find. She doesn't think so, but she is, trust me. She is perfect in any shape or form, any day, any way, she is amazing.

David: I think im in love with this girl, shes such an Aleeah!!

John: Damn, I wish i can find one of those, forever alone. :(

lol

by SkaterKickerflipper April 27, 2012