alcoholidays

St. Patrick's Day, Halloween, Mardi Gras. Those days that seem to, at least for college students, exist solely for the purpose of getting shit-faced drunk, with rituals often beginning as early as morning and continuing throughout the day.

Bob: Dude! I'm so drunk right now. We started drinking every time we see spongebob squarepants, and they are running a Halloween Marathon.
Ted: Happy Alcoholidays!

by Matthew Lake November 20, 2007

alcoholic

A person who always feels two drinks behind.

"I just woke up, how can I already be two drinks behind?"

or

"Alcoholic? What's that?"

by Teo Cherub July 15, 2009

alcoholicfetus

A fetus who's parent is an alcoholic and will most likely be born with problems and become and alcoholic.

"Damn look at that retarded guy drink! He must've been an alcoholicfetus"

by alcoholicfetus July 14, 2009

alconomics

Any mathematical or economical principles or practices directly related to the acquisition, sale or distribution of alcohol.

1.
"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"

"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."

2.
"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."

by unoit! December 10, 2009

Alcologic

The precise accounting of the your drunkenness in comparison to others around you to determine that because your company is more belligerent than you, you are not really an alcoholic. Alcologic is often used to determine whether it is socially acceptable to get more retarded

Jack was two pitchers deep, but Jill was passed out with a mustache drawn on her face, so the alcologic dictated it was time for shots

by DiamondDouche July 12, 2023

Apologetic Alcoholic

Someone who apologizes a lot after drinking a lot

When he drinks he is such an apologetic alcoholic.

by Mmmmmmmoooooooo December 8, 2019

alcoholics eponymous

A group for people who have the same name as an alcoholic beverage.

Jack: Hi, my name's Jack - Jack Daniels and I've had this name all my life.

All: Hi Jack. Welcome to alcoholics eponymous.

by Lepus July 2, 2008