alcoholism is a religion for those who like a drink. This religion will require a member to drink whenever they want.
(Girl) You drink so much you're an alcoholic
(Guy) No it's just part of my religion
(Girl) What's your religion?
(Guy) Alcoholism religion. Its a religion that lets me drink whenever without feeling guilty.
(Guy) No it's just part of my religion
(Girl) What's your religion?
(Guy) Alcoholism religion. Its a religion that lets me drink whenever without feeling guilty.
by WR672 November 21, 2018
Get the Alcoholism Religion mug.An addiction to the consumption of alcoholic beverages. In no way, shape, or form is it a disease, despite what those pompous assholes at AA try to tell you. Why the hell every other psychoactive drug in the world gets people addicted, but alcohol magically inflicts a disease, is beyond me. Smokers aren't said to have a disease because they're unable to quit smoking. Drinkers who have the exact same problem shouldn't be tagged as 'having a disease' either, but they do in order to make the AA pricks feel like they're some kind of miracle workers for "curing people every day."
Bob: "I got exactly the news I didn't wanna get from my doctor today, Jim ..."
Jim: "Me too. I recently discovered I have alcoholism and need to get cured. My doctor told me this disease could be fatal if I don't get the necessary treatment to quit drinking."
Bob: "That's nice. My doctor informed me I've got brain cancer. Wanna trade 'diseases?' All you have to do is grow a pair, get some willpower, and stop buying the shit. I wish it were that easy for me. I'll be spending the next several months getting blasted with radiation and probably won't survive. Sorry to hear about your impending battle with quitting drinking though. Good luck, I'm sure it will be a tough road to travel."
Jim: "Thanks, you're a great friend. I'll need all the luck I can get."
Bob: "The apology and wishing luck was sarcasm, dumbass."
Jim: "Me too. I recently discovered I have alcoholism and need to get cured. My doctor told me this disease could be fatal if I don't get the necessary treatment to quit drinking."
Bob: "That's nice. My doctor informed me I've got brain cancer. Wanna trade 'diseases?' All you have to do is grow a pair, get some willpower, and stop buying the shit. I wish it were that easy for me. I'll be spending the next several months getting blasted with radiation and probably won't survive. Sorry to hear about your impending battle with quitting drinking though. Good luck, I'm sure it will be a tough road to travel."
Jim: "Thanks, you're a great friend. I'll need all the luck I can get."
Bob: "The apology and wishing luck was sarcasm, dumbass."
by insanity76 December 11, 2008
Get the alcoholism mug.Related Words
Being intoxicated to the point that words describing concepts are difficult to remember. In the degrees of intoxication, alcoholed happens before slurred speech, but after a little tipsy.
I went out drinking last night, had just a couple big dirty martinis and went home pretty alcoholed.
by jackson5AHYEAH March 1, 2010
Get the alcoholed mug.Discrimination against alcoholics. Legislation and practices that unfairly remove the rights of alcoholics.
Tax on alcohol, dry counties, etc. Grocery store rewards programs that don't reward alcohol purchases. Hey man, you aren't gonna sell me that beer just because it's sunday but i can still buy a soda, that's makes you an Alcoholist!
by sethnw July 20, 2010
Get the alcoholist mug.Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.
Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.
Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.
by John January 22, 2005
Get the Alcoholism mug.Adj. Describing or relating to the alcoholism of one or more people to further amplify the behavior of that of an alcoholic.
Adj. Acting like or pertaining to the actions related to that of an alcoholic.
Adj. Acting like or pertaining to the actions related to that of an alcoholic.
"Dude this school is full of alcoholistic sorority girls who just get fucked up and fucked."
"That kid is alcoholistically funneling those beers!"
"This state school is filled with alcoholistic athletes who drink any day of the week!"
"That kid is alcoholistically funneling those beers!"
"This state school is filled with alcoholistic athletes who drink any day of the week!"
by K-Lova Lova November 10, 2009
Get the Alcoholistic mug.Contrary to popular belief, alcoholism is the act of drinking by one's self, typically while in a state of malaise.
Doug: Where's Zach?
Chris: Haha I didn't invite that crazy fuck to my party.
Doug: Terrific. You know that he spends his evenings drinking alone in his basement? He does that on nights when he has no plans.
Chris: Drinking alone!? Now THAT is true alcoholism.
Chris: Haha I didn't invite that crazy fuck to my party.
Doug: Terrific. You know that he spends his evenings drinking alone in his basement? He does that on nights when he has no plans.
Chris: Drinking alone!? Now THAT is true alcoholism.
by Zebo_4sho July 4, 2009
Get the Alcoholism mug.