Alcoholist

A person that likes drinking alcohol, but won’t depend on it like an alcoholic 24/7. They just wanna be sober or let loose a little.

Friend 1: I feel like you’ll be an alcoholic since you rely on it. Friend 2: No, I’ll be an Alcoholist. I like it, but I only need it when I wanna stop being depressed.

by o... KURRRR November 8, 2018

alcoholising

When you’re engaging in the art of getting drunk but you want to seem more sophisticated.

Police Officer: Are you aware that you were going 70 over the speed limit?

Jimmy: No sorry I was Alcoholising at the nearest bar so my perception is kinda fucked.

Police Officer: Oh okay so you were drunk driving, I’ll have to arrest you now.

by jonthestupidfuk August 30, 2020

Alcoholism

When you're good at drinking.

Good drinkers can have 12 drinks before they get half buzzed, that's what pussies call alcoholism.

by Cockboy4213 March 30, 2011

alcoholism

A vague, ambiguous term referring to people who have lost control over their drinking, and is therefore having a negative impact on their life, such as work, relationships, or health. Somewhere along the line, for the sake of political correctness and to completely liberate people from responsibility for their own actions, Alcoholics Anonymous and other such groups started referring to alcoholism as a "disease". They claim that you CAN'T bring your drinking under control, you have to SURRENDER TO A HIGHER POWER, and you have to STOP DRINKING FOREVER, because you have a DISEASE, and are not responsible for your actions, but are in fact a VICTIM.

Calling alcoholism a disease is not only false and harmful, it is also offensive. Cancer is a disease. AIDS is a disease. Lyme disease is a disease. Alcoholism is an addiction, and addictions are a pattern of behavior, NOT a disease. Alcoholism can LEAD to disease, such as cirrhosis of the liver, but isn't itself a disease. You CHOOSE to drink. You don't choose to get AIDS or Cancer.

By calling it a disease, you are throwing your hands up, and saying "I can't help it! I have a disease! I'm a VICTIM." By saying "Damn, I drink way too much. I'm the one putting the drinks into my body, and only I alone can cut down or stop", you are empowering yourself to take control of your life. The power to stop is in YOU, not an imaginary "higher power".

"I know I don't need this next drink, but I can't help it! I have a disease! The disease of alcoholism! I'm gonna have several more drinks, because it's not my fault!"

by MACDAS January 11, 2008

Alcoholics Anonymous

A cult that people use to get sober. Though stating it is not a religion every meeting has readings, an offering basket, and talks a lot about God. For a lot of people AA becomes the new addiction. The majority of people are full of shit and show up drunk to the meetings and claim they have been sober for 20 years even though they smell like a bottle of cheap vodka.

Instead of just not drinking a lot of suckers think only God can do it for them via Alcoholics Anonymous when in reality all you have to do is not pick up the fucking bottle. The founder Bill W was a massive drug user, sex addict, and was probably drunk more than half the time at AA meetings.

by MrHobbes69 July 17, 2014

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA)

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA)is a non profit organization founded in the town of Victorville, California in the Fall of 2008. A simple belief in the freedom to drink is the message this small congregation sends forth.

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA) really saved me from a life of good wholesome soberness.

by Volcomxxstonerxx March 2, 2009

alcoholics anonymous

A group of people that sit at the bar all day just a few feet apart, but yet don't know each other.

"Yes, I belong to Alcoholics Anonymous. No one at the bar I frequent knows who anyone else is." We don't talk while we drink, and therefore remain anonymous.

by Curious George 2 March 20, 2011