1. noun - A surprisingly cocky member of the male species. He's very sarcastic and watches much more television than typically recommended. He has an incredible brain which is only matched with his charm. He is a complete dork, but it only adds to his cuteness. This is a boy you fall in love with.
2. adjective - something totally lame
2. adjective - something totally lame
Dude 1: Alberto has all the game.
Dude 2: It's cuz he's so awesome.
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Dude 1: *trips*
Dude 2: That was so Alberto.
Dude 2: It's cuz he's so awesome.
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Dude 1: *trips*
Dude 2: That was so Alberto.
by BigPoppa0069 October 08, 2010
Alberto or Albert is someone who people get along with easily. considerate. good hearted and calm and under control. knows what they want in life and goes for it. likes to have a good time and would go perfect with a girl who is energetic and likes to have fun. albert is very easy going. very funny, likes to joke.
If you ever need Alberto /Albert to keep you Balenced or relax maybe watch a movie go out to eat. then this is him
by realanswershere February 03, 2010
Alberto is the most passionate person you’ll ever meet. He harbors a lot of pain, but still isn’t afraid to feel or express his emotions. He feels deeply, which is why you’ll see the fire in his eyes. If he could only learn how to process his emotions. He could stop them from causing him pain and instead harness his energy to attract the right kind of love and success. He is imperfectly perfect. He’s honest to a fault, refreshingly loyal, undoubtably kind, enchantingly charming, modestly seductive, affectionately silly and punctually flirtatious. He’s everything to anyone who knows what matters most.
by Bear0916 November 24, 2021
by Ifkkkkkkk November 25, 2018
dude 1: look! up in the sky, it's a bird.
dude 2: no! it's a plane.
dude 3: nah man, that's just alberto.
dude 1: what's an alberto?
dude 3: alberto is a flying hamster.
dude 2: you mean a hamster with wings?
dude 3: yes.
dude 1: but i didnt know hamsters can fly.
dude 3: that is because you are retarded.
dude 2: are there more of these "alberto"?
dude 3: nope, this is the only one left.
alberto: (flying in circles) squeak, squeak
dude 2: no! it's a plane.
dude 3: nah man, that's just alberto.
dude 1: what's an alberto?
dude 3: alberto is a flying hamster.
dude 2: you mean a hamster with wings?
dude 3: yes.
dude 1: but i didnt know hamsters can fly.
dude 3: that is because you are retarded.
dude 2: are there more of these "alberto"?
dude 3: nope, this is the only one left.
alberto: (flying in circles) squeak, squeak
by man, wtf? October 18, 2008
by oGxBP May 29, 2018
The name of a male who is laid back, funny, & smart. His hair is soft as a kittens coat, his eyes are like dark honey, and his skin like caramel. When the sun hits his face those eyes glow like stars in a night sky. He may come off as cold & quiet, but is secretly loving. He is a mysterious person, but he shows he cares. Comfort, Safeness, Warmth all felt in the arms of him. As you look into the eyes of this man, you get a feeling right in you're heart. You will never want that moment to end. Friends, lovers; I never knew what this feeling was. As time past as I began to realize, it is love. Scary as love can be, you begin to know. Just looking at him, talking & more. You find yourself in love with, Alberto.
by A + A <3 July 13, 2021