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albatross boost

A sudden burst of speed produced when a person spreads their arms to full horizontal length, resembling an albatross.
Guy 1: Whoa! That guy came out of nowhere!

Guy 2: You can thank that albatross boost of his.
by Sergeant Panda February 12, 2009
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albatross

A sexual position in which one male pleasures four others by giving a blow job, taking it in the butt, and giving two hand jobs simultanesously, hence the flapping motion of said bird.
Hey Andrew call up a couple of your mates and lets have an albatross session.
by Td Jakes September 20, 2005
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Hip Albatross

A song about Zombies, by the Gorillaz. It is sung by 2D and includes pieces from "Dawn of the Dead" and "Day of the Dead."
Hip Albatross lyrics: "I was born a zombie by Mercury By the sea.
by A Skull April 30, 2006
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Albatros

causing great wonder, amazement, or joy.
I can't believe he just did such an albatros move!
by sxdpxs August 24, 2010
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Alcatraz ascot

Hangman's noose. to hang someone. Choke someone out. Choke.
Saddam Hussein wore an Alcatraz ascot on his way outta here. "...If they catch that fool, somebody's gonna check that neck with a Alcatraz ascot." "...look, on the sidelines appears Bears QB Rex Grossman is fitting himself with his 4th qtr Alcatraz ascot as he prepares to enter the game..."
by hanxta December 30, 2007
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Albatross

Albatross also refers to a person who completes you..who is your savior who is an early bird or erkenci kus in turkish.
Everyone needs an Albatross in his/her life.
Girl - my boyfriend is my only Albatross
Girl 2 - I'm looking for my Albatross in him
by Truly broken February 25, 2019
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albatrossing

Verb - To albatross someone.

An act of albatrossing involves isolating a friend within a fairly close network and harassing him or her through relentless and hilarious cyber-terrorism, using images of an albatross as the visual medium.

Phase 1: Post 20-25 images of albatrosses on their facebook wall.

Phase 2: Send a group text to your friends encouraging them to send a series of text messages to the target saying 'albatross' and nothing else. At no point reveal to the victim why you are doing this.

Phase 3: Send out a facebook message to all your mutual friends, requesting that they bombard the victim with albatross related humour. This can take any form ranging from, texts, voicemails, phone calls, facebook posts (including fun facts about albatrosses), changing one's profile picture to an albatross..or even entering their home and covertly hiding photos of albatrosses around their room.

Phase 4: Sit back and enjoy the ride, as a movement it will take on a mind of its own.

"The days of riding the walrus are over...it's time to ride the albatross"
Ed - "the albatrossing has been relentless, today I opened my laptop to find a magazine cut-out of an albatross. How has the entire world been galvanised against me"
by sizzlat1 November 16, 2010
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