Alaskan Spear-Chucker

A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.

Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.

by Uthorr February 11, 2013

alaskan polar bear

a bear from alaska... nothing sexual at all u pervert

wow look its an alaskan polar bear

by bottomtothetopfromthegroundup December 19, 2010

Alaskan thunderfuck

Fucking a bad ass chick in a long john silvers freezer, lubed up with the blubber of wales you've poached

I Alaskan thunderfucked this bad ass chick the other day

by Tanning Chatum April 21, 2017

Alaysha

She is VERY sexy, strong but stubborn, weird but funny And she laughs at the most randomest things😂 You are very good damn lucky if you meet someone named Alaysha she’s a lazy girl and wants a man who is very kind,smart, amazing, and who’s loyal.

Me:”Hey do you like poop"
Alaysha:”Of course (laughs her eyes out)”

by Alice S November 22, 2018

alaskan fudge cap aka (AFC)

the piece of shit left on the head of your dick after anal sex.

I was plowing this girl in the ass and when I pulled out that was when I realized that I had an Alaskan fudge cap aka (AFC).

by Billdoe December 23, 2012

Alaskan Paintjob

When you get a lap dance and there is a skidmark left on your leg when the girl is done.

Brah!, I love your mom but you got to tell her to stop giving alaskan paintjobs to her clients. If she does that shit, pun intended, again she is fired.

by Joe Joker May 30, 2011

Akasha

An Akasha is female who breaks necks whenever she walks down the street. They are very independent and an Akasha will always put others first until you cross her. Once you cross an Akasha there will be hell to pay and She won’t let it go until she delivers what she believes you deserve so stay on their good side! Akasha’s are also sexy Af and they know it so you will always see one on their phone taking selfies. An Akasha is a very difficult species to get in a relationship with because they usually have so many options to choose from so if you get an Akasha Just remember SHE chose YOU. So, I hope you can handle an Akasha because they will give you a major headache but they are funny, sweet, and the biggest freak you’ll ever meet. An Akasha is worth it!

Damn Akasha so sexy but I feel for her boyfriend
“Why bro?”

Because I KNOW she giving him a headache!

by Mindyobiddneh July 27, 2019