alabama

the place where everyone is related and people say yeh haw on their tractors.

sister: do you wanna come over our parents aren't home i'm in alabama

brother: yeah baby let me get my tractor

by papisurver February 11, 2019

alabama

A state where kids in high school school can blow snot on their paper and they'll get an A. Therefore they're able to apply to some of the greatest colleges out there and they'll be accepted, even if they can't spell the word HICK.

Damn rednecks from Alabama are taking spots from kids applying to Yale who actually had to WORK for their A's in high school.

by brainiac888 July 18, 2007

alabama

a place where you can fuck your sister, mother, brother, father, grandfather, grandmother, or pet raccoon

those guys are from alabama

by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020

no alabama

It’s like the phrase “no homo” but with incest

My cousin is kinda cute no Alabama

by Kkfigens January 27, 2019

Alabama

Where you marry and fuck your sister.

Sweet home, incest country!

In Alabama, you sit at your front porch in a trailer park with a shotgun married to your cousin and you impregnate your ugly ass sister.

by biggahniggah February 14, 2019

Alabama

A metaphor for "The entire state is one big family"

Donovan Gardensnipper: Yo, like, Alabama.
Flavington Cornjacker: Oof.

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

Alabama

You know you're in Alabama when you:
1) See the rebel flag.
2) See the dirtiest bay you've ever seen.
3) See a rednick in a suit.
4) Notice rocket ships.
5) See a couch towed behind a pickup truck.
6) Notice that you've been driving for an hour with nothing but cows, pine trees, and rednecks.

Alabama, the best state to live in... Said few people.

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020