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Akward Flag Pole

It's when one person puts their fisted hands on top of eachother to make the pole. Another person then puts their hand on top of "the pole" and makes a flag and waves it. It's used in akward or just randomly to get some laughs. Also done when everyone starts doing different kind of akward things, like the akward turtle, blowjob, moose, etc.
After Johhny made his comment we all started doing different akward things, me and Jamie did the akward flag pole to the amusement of everyone.
by Caboose1 December 12, 2009
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Akward Cthulhu

Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulhu).
"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulhu."
by Chaz Mickaels April 3, 2009
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akward

something unnatural. something that isn't in it's proper shape or condition.
after he fell on his hands he saw his arm in an akward angle.
by Nurief August 7, 2007
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akward turtles

1. Used when a sitation is akward or uncomfortable.

2.Used to break the ice
a hand gesture made by putting one hand over the other and moving thumbs in a motion... There for called the akward turtles
by Dragon and kitty Boiz October 16, 2008
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Awkwardometer

The mental gauge one uses to sense how awkward a situation is. Like a speedometer but gauges awkwardness.
Person A: Why did Jim ask that girl out? It's obvious she thinks he's a huge tool.
Person B: Yeah that was really weird.
Person A: He has no awkwardometer.
by Manderson April 1, 2008
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akwardnessishityocity

Having a boner in public.
Spencer had a akwardnessishityocity in class during the Pledge of Allegiance.
by Dannydank0 May 20, 2009
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Akward

When you were having an interesting conversation with someone but one of you said something nasty or stupid as nd now there is complete silence
Bro, that was akward.....................................
by Paramadakis December 1, 2020
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