premature acceleration

When the person behind you in traffic changes lanes and accelerates to pass only to find that there is not enough room and they have to get back in line.

Driver: Did you see that guy try to pass me? He had to slow down and get back in line.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.

by Morgore December 18, 2008

Accelerationism

A political philosophy that maintains that a country's current government/society is broken beyond repair, and the only way to fix it is to force things to get even worse so as to completely collapse the system under its own weight and remake it.

Often related to "taking the black pill."

Joey believes in accelerationism because he hates the world he lives in so much that he figures utter chaos is better than what's currently ongoing.

by AOmundson September 22, 2020

Accelerated Decrepitude

A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.

Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...

by YAWA February 24, 2019

Arik Ancelin

One of the very best up-and-coming rappers to ever grace this horrid earth. Once thought to be Jesus Christ reborn, Arki Ancelin is a very lyrical autist and looks very handsome, lord have mercy on the people who have to go against this god.

Bro: Bro have you heard Arik Ancelin's new song Diamond in the Rough???
Other Bro: Nah Bro, how is it?
Bro: Bro that shit tight, got me emotional
Other Bro *Listens to Diamond in the Rough :By Arik Ancelin
Other Bro: Damn that be hittin different this guy a autist.

by TheSimpofSimpsons July 14, 2021

Accelerando mother fucker

Phrase used by music nerds who also have road rage.

That old lady was driving so slow I shouted, "accelerando mother fucker," in the hopes she would speed up.

by Buzzkill7 October 11, 2017

akeliah

AKELIAH may be one of the nicest persons you'll ever meet in your entire life. She is loving kind ambitious an very quiet. Most of all she's a wife material 📌😍

If i find myself an akeliah i would never let her go because she's rare

by A.Q.I.M December 2, 2020

Akeelah

Akeelah is a good and loyal friend however is a drama queen and picks fights, Akeelah is very tall charismatic and beautiful, Akeelah is also very smart and family oriented

Girl: Did you hear what Akeelah did
Guy: No
Girl: She got into a fight
Guy: She was probably sticking up for someone

by Kiki-$3729 August 18, 2019