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Aisle Check

the action you do going up and down the grocery store looking for the people you originally came in with, but lost while doing your business. can be done multiple times looking up and down aisles. VERY SCARY for little kids looking for their parents.
Drew: dammit, I've been up and down these aisles and still cant find them
Troy:how many aisle checks have you done?
Drew: I'm up to 20 times now, it's endless!
Troy: Sucks to be you!
by Ya Boy Trax August 7, 2010
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Biscuit aisle

A colloquialism used to describe the anus, or "poo chute".
Little Daisy Rhodes' river was running red, and that's when Dave knew that it was time to take a trip to the biscuit aisle.
by Gary Bunker May 18, 2010
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aisle jumper

Someone who jumps around erratically in stores, going aisle to aisle with no particular pattern or order.
My friend is such an aisle jumper. I have to search the entire store to find them, just after they were right next to me.
by VirtualWaffle July 7, 2010
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Aislehole

N. An asshole that blocks an aisle or any other passageway
It took Eliza 20 minutes before she could reach her seat on the plane because the aislehole in 13-B took his sweet time putting his backpack, guitar, snorkeling gear, and laptop bag in the overhead compartment.

My fries are getting soggy and I just wanna punch that aislehole holding up the line in the condiments section.
by Nicnoc November 5, 2010
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Special on Aisle 3

When she drops and flops your penis her mouth for some fast head in the snack food aisle at the grocery store and you bust a fat nut down her chin leaving her dripping custard all the way to the express checkout.
Overhead Speaker: Stockboy with a mop to snack foods. There’s a special on aisle 3.

Bitch done dropped and gave me a special on aisle 3. All I wanted was some Doritos.
by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018
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sleep aisle

The location for over-the-counter sleep aids in a supermarket, or big-box or drug store.
Shopper: "Can you help me? I haven't had a good night's rest for days."

Store clerk: "Try the sleep aisle. Near the pharmacy, aisle 26."
by yes juanito yes November 3, 2014
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aisle 6

(adj.) douche bag

In the Rite Aid stores, aisle 6 is the feminine hygiene aisle. Now you know how the signs above the aisle inform you of what you might find in given aisle? Well, Rite Aid kindly let's it's customers that in aisle 6, you will find douches. Not douche bags but DOUCHES. As if I couldn't guess that I would find douches in the tampon aisle. COME ON NOW RITE AID, HAVE A LITTLE MORE FAITH IN THE GENERAL PUBLIC.
"Ay, ya fuckin aisle 6!" ::gives finger::
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