d'artagnan

After the seventeenth-century French soldier, one who is exceptionally skilled in the use of the pork sword. Far outranks a mere swordsman.

He was a veritable D'Artagnan among mere pork swordsmen

by Roger the Cabin Boy September 13, 2008

Airbags

Hemorrhoidal deployments encircling your sphincter that resemble deployed airbags from a motor vehicle.

He'd certainly have lost the remote up his ass had it not been for the airbags!

by SRIS2ndGeneration January 22, 2010

Airtight Eskimo

The act of filling every orifice on a woman with either a dildo formed of ice or a penis just dipped in ice water.

Jennifer's air conditioner was broken yesterday, so I gave her an airtight eskimo to cool her off.

by tipsyjojo May 15, 2017

Airbag

A person whose head is filled with air, a moron.

That dude is such an airbag...

by DexTheBeast May 4, 2018

Airbagging with the kid

Driving a car with a small child in your lap. In the event of an accident, the child's body will help protect you from injury by cushioning the blow between yourself and the steering wheel.

Bob: Should you be talking on your cellphone while you're driving?
Bill: Relax, I'm Airbagging with the kid. Even if I hit something, I'll be fine.

by Al Benedict April 15, 2008

airtight

Whilst in the act of triple penetration, each cock filled cavity seals every possible air path of entry or escape thus causing an immensely pleasurable (I said pleasurable bitch!) sensation for the female recipient, as her body becomes akin to a vaccuum sealed container. Also see, Tupperwhore.

Samantha was absolutely dying to become airtight; she really was. Elaine's airtightedness was the perfect environment for the long-term storage of my balls. "Plug Jessica's nose Jack! She's trying to cheat by breathing through her nose!!!"

by Ryan August 13, 2003

airbag

Slang: Airbag is a term used by people in describing women with large Breast sizes!

Airbag (breasts) are huge breasts that look like deflated airbags.

You can find these images in any seach engine, type "airbag" seach for images.

"She's an 'A' no a 'b' nope that a 'D' yo, ohhh snap 'AIRBAG'".

by DBOi June 9, 2005