airtight

Something that is for certain, something that cannot be doubted or questioned.

My alibi is straight-up airtight.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

Airtard

This is a person who has either never flown on a commercial airline or has flown, but refuses to abide by the standard conventions and customary practices that would allow the rest of the public to reach our destinations with speed and minimal hassle.

Did you see the guy with four carry-ons, trying to board before his row is called, then standing there blocking the way for the rest of us-- What an airtard!

by SkynSea April 27, 2009

airturd

A massive fart that smells like a big shit.

Holy shit! That smells like an airturd!

by longdick12 February 20, 2009

airtime

when you get aired for a long time in text

"you wanna link up then?" -11:46

"airtime is long icl" -14:14

by iamjosemourinho May 15, 2022

adult swim airtime

1. an adult swimming pool. no shit.

2. A chunk of Cartoon network where it airs pg-MA shows. Has bad airtimes, what if some kid (under 9) can stay up as late as he wants on weekends? Hell, i'd pay to see that happen.

Little bobby- Yayzorz! lolol i can stay up till toooo!
hey? werz cartoooon netwurk?????????? wuz this!!1!11 omg! adult swim airtime blawk??!?!?! i lawv swimming poolz!

TV- Hey! look! a penis!
}===D

Little bobby- mommaww!!! waz a peeniz??

mom- WTF WERE YOU WATCHING?

by DrClash May 15, 2006

Airtight Fighter Pilot

When Heavy's mom sits on your face and you can't breath

Heavy's mom gave Bryn the Airtight Fighter Pilot

by Crimez June 20, 2013

Airtug

When you’re in the RAF and you and your mates want to pass the time whilst doing a routine flyby. The need for an airtug is commonly expressed via intense eye contact.

“James could you come over here and give me an airtug”
“No I don’t want to”
Tom looked at James more intensely
*airtug*

by StagKim March 11, 2019