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To "treat others as one would have themselves treated" is an easy concept even for a child to come up with all on there oun ... when not clouded with religion and Faith.

To say " Blind Faith " is redundant

Have faith in your Wife , not origin.
by Graham Riggle January 20, 2004
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agnostic

a person/s who aren't so worried all the time by being punished by 'god', they live life on other religions cultures and strictures without their rules. basically freedom.
i've never used the word agnostic in conversation before.
by Angel February 16, 2004
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----------------The Biological Hierarchy of Intelligence----------------------------------------------------------------------------
(In reverse order of intelligence)

The Bacterium:
Is minimally conscious of its surroundings and lives to replicate itself.

The Plant:
Is also minimally conscious of its surroundings, although more so than the bacterium, and it acts as a medium by which sunlight is transformed into energy for an ecosystem.

The Theist:
A delusional creature that refuses to study and become aware of its surroundings. It lives with the sole purpose of brainwashing others into accepting its ridiculous beliefs.

The Household Mosquito:
Semi-intelligent creature, the household mosquito is sometimes capable of successfully extracting blood from a host and avoiding being crushed by hands, newspapers and other household items.

The Sub-Saharan Elephant:
An exquisite creature with admirable intelligence. It is capable of seeking out pools of water from miles away.

The Atheist:
Widely considered the second smartest specie on Earth, the atheist battles the evils of religion.

The Agnostic:
Without doubt, the smartest creature on Earth. Agnostics realize that theists, are simply not worth arguing with.
Billy:

Hey prof! Can you explain the Theory of Evolution?

Professor of biology at Stanford University:

Sure Billy! First, there was bacteria. They involved into plants, which evolved into the theists, which involved into household mosquitoes.

Billy:

Oh, but where do atheists, agnostics and Sub-Saharan Elephants come from?

Professor:
They didn't evolve Billy, they were always smart.
by Billy918273645 November 18, 2011
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agnostic

A religion where the people that follow under it do not accept nor deny the existence of God or a greater being. Also who is tolerant of other people's religions.
I am an Agnostic, not a Christian, so I don't go to church, read the bible or believe in god.
by girlslovepink June 26, 2006
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agnostic

Someone who believes that the existence of god can neither be proven nor disproven, or is completely unknowable at this point. An agnostic makes no assumptions regarding a god's existence.

An agnostic is also a "weak" atheist, one who is absent of belief in god, but also absent of a non-belief in god.

Common belief dictates that agnosticism is more rational than "strong" atheism, but by this logic, the only "rational" belief would be one of extreme philosophical skepticism in regards to everything, as it is impossible to prove or disprove something with 100% certainty. I doubt you would find many theistic agnostics, however, who are agnostic in regards to something like the existence of fairies in their backyards. It can therefore be argued that some agnostics are inconsistent in their beliefs.
Agnostic: "Gods existence can neither be proven nor disproven, or is unknowable at this point."
Strong Atheist: "God does not exist."
Theist: "God does exist."

Christian Fundamentalist: "lol stupid agnosticz what kind of word is that anyway? nywayz, enjoy ur eternity in hell while i'm up in heaven with baby jesuz lusers!!!!!11one"
by SOKFHES8584 September 24, 2006
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agnostic

An atheist who is striving to project modesty and humbleness in his lack of belief in supernatural. S/he irrationally accepts the stereotype that atheist identity radiates arrogance and deluded in his/her opinion that atheists do not fathom philosophical implications of undefined god.
Tyson says, "I'm an agnostic and not an arrogant atheist".
by charvaka April 8, 2011
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agnostic

someone who believes in higher power. someone who believes that they can not prove or disprove the exsistince of god.
I am agnostic, I don't know what I belive in, but there is something out there.
by dgflfd January 10, 2006
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