a person who practices agnosticism until his/her death is imminent; at which time he/she embraces all religions and divine beings thereof
My devout conditional agnostic uncle used to say, “God grant me the serenity to put-up with these holy rollers,” but when he was dying, he had ecclesiastic types coming and going for days.
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Someone who finds his life meaningful enough to pursue; without admitting or dismissing a God, and tolerant enough to respect either ways as a possible answer.
Believer: The great unicorn is omnipotent
Atheist: There is no a great unicorn.
Agnostic: naah, it doesn't matter.
Atheist: There is no a great unicorn.
Agnostic: naah, it doesn't matter.
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WELL LET ME TELL U ALL ABOUT HERRR
Agnes and a beautiful And muscular girl that u will fall in love with once u meet her. She is very smart and can be very close with her teachers. Loves 90s sort of music...i guess that's what u call it. And has a big heart and cares about u and how u are. that didn't make sense. Very good at acting and likes to dance.
I LOVE U AGGIE 💗💗
WELL LET ME TELL U ALL ABOUT HERRR
Agnes and a beautiful And muscular girl that u will fall in love with once u meet her. She is very smart and can be very close with her teachers. Loves 90s sort of music...i guess that's what u call it. And has a big heart and cares about u and how u are. that didn't make sense. Very good at acting and likes to dance.
I LOVE U AGGIE 💗💗
Quinton: I LOVE AGNES BROSOME SHE IS SO COOOLLLL
Rowan: BROSOME I know rightttttt, she is a great friend!!!!
Wing: YEEEEPPP
Aitan: I Feel ur bones dudesomes.😎
*Random Fan walking on sidewalk with sign says LOVE U AGGIE*
Mary: BUY RUGS FROM URBAN OUTFITTERS!!
Rowan: BROSOME I know rightttttt, she is a great friend!!!!
Wing: YEEEEPPP
Aitan: I Feel ur bones dudesomes.😎
*Random Fan walking on sidewalk with sign says LOVE U AGGIE*
Mary: BUY RUGS FROM URBAN OUTFITTERS!!
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Christian (to Agnostic): Hey, do you believe in God?
Agnostic: Not exactly, since there is no actual proof that God really does exist.
Christian: You should believe in God, otherwise you will go to hell where you will burn forever.
Atheist (to Christian): Of course he's not going to hell, because hell doesn't exist just like God doesn't exist.
Christian: Of course God exists, you stupid Atheist! You'll burn in hell for saying he doesn't exist!
Atheist: No, he doesn't exist. Open your eyes, you ignorant brainwashed Christian sheep.
Christian: Shut up you liberal dumbass Atheist faggot!
Agnostic: I really wish I wasn't on this planet right now.
Agnostic: Not exactly, since there is no actual proof that God really does exist.
Christian: You should believe in God, otherwise you will go to hell where you will burn forever.
Atheist (to Christian): Of course he's not going to hell, because hell doesn't exist just like God doesn't exist.
Christian: Of course God exists, you stupid Atheist! You'll burn in hell for saying he doesn't exist!
Atheist: No, he doesn't exist. Open your eyes, you ignorant brainwashed Christian sheep.
Christian: Shut up you liberal dumbass Atheist faggot!
Agnostic: I really wish I wasn't on this planet right now.
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