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aftermarket

A woman's breasts that have been augmented with plastic or silicone sugery
"Bill's wife's tits are definitely aftermarket"
by joe mcduffie July 8, 2007
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Camera Aftermath

(N)- the event about 2-5 days after a huge party, when you notice you have new pictures on your camera or camera-phone and call over your best friends from the party to go over and realize what actually happened at the party. This review of photos can tell phenomanlly hilarious stories of what you or your friends have actually done at the party.
1: 'Power-Hour at three? I can tell that the camera aftermath of this house party will be a great time.'

2: After looking at their camera's pictures from Jill's Memorial Day party, there were tears, there were laughs, and they realized Jill had been 'dirty russian-ed' in front of everyone.
by DlemonC May 31, 2010
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Menstrual Aftermath

The stage at which a woman comes off her period and reverts from being cranky and angry back to being calm.
My wife finally went into Menstrual Aftermath. Now she'll stop telling me to move my weight for a few weeks.
by SQG_Slasher September 7, 2014
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Chinese Aftermath

When you eat a lot of chinese food. And you are later on wishing you had an ice cube for you but hole, because you're shitting out a buick.
my ass hurts, i had some serious chinese aftermath
by beer:) June 24, 2010
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Afterfacting

Basically, the running of one's mouth after the fact. Similar to the "I told you so"
They spent the entire day afterfacting the disaster.
by Mike Kivlehan January 4, 2004
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Afterman

A fine human specimen of "super" quality...buffed, toned, handsome, attractive, well-dressed, cool, smooth, and accomplished. A person that depicts a visually better impact than they once did, or a person that already possesses some exceptional (bad ass) qualities. The exact opposite of Beforeman.
Wow, have you seen LarryBobby lately, he's turned into one hot looking Afterman.

Bob has lost 68 pounds and now he's really strutting his afterman stuff.
by LarryBobby May 22, 2014
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Aftermathzone

www.aftermathzone.com; a small online gaming community with about 200,000 players. There are characters in which you are allowed to take care of. They can date each other, get married and even have kids! The games aren't the best, but they are fun. It's owned by an 18-year-old Canadian. He was people working for him for free out of their own will doing all kinds of things, most of which are the age of the players. Your actually able to contact staff, and deal with them personally, unlike neopets. It's quite fun there. Members who are nice, active and all around friendly are rewarded with Stars. You can customize your characters with images you made, buy a customized signiture and more!
AMZ is so awesome! Joined two years ago, and now I have a blue star! :D
by anonymous August 3, 2004
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