after school poop

Fairly self explanatory, but the after school poop comes after a long stressful day at school, when you finally get home you have the pleasure of taking a peaceful, stress free poop while swiping on your phone. This poo is far superior to any other taken during the day. Many report this as the best part of their day, and some use it as a form of meditation.

“Hey drew, I can’t wait to take my after school poop!” “I know John after school poops are the best!”

by Tdog321 April 9, 2019

after-jizz

after a guys done jacking off, the little blobs that come out 1 or so minutes later

DICK: "dude i after-jizz last night it sucked cause i got my briefs all wet and jizzy"

by epic player1 May 1, 2009

Afterblaze

The feeling you get when you smoked a J and feel tired and dreamy two/three hours afterward.

Dude that Jonko killed me, my nigga. I'm afterblazed as fuck.

by TipleOGCash January 28, 2015

after thunder comes the rain

When someone farts standing up in the urinal then they start to pee.

wow after thunder comes the rain

by keys876 October 23, 2017

Aether

A person that wants their sister back a lot.

Person 1: Hey man have you seen Aether?
Person 2: Yeah hes searching for his sister.

by micmikeme March 2, 2021

Heavily ever after

This phrase refers to those who cease diet and exercising.

Vanessala stopped watching carbs and working out - so she lived heavily ever after!

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2021

Aftercare

Coming down from subspace after having some form of sexual intercourse and then being taken care of. The care after sex. It can be cuddles, bathing, etc

After I fucked my sub out good, I washed him up in the bathtub and snuggled with him for aftercare.

by strawberry cunt March 22, 2021