abulation

A schedule of any routine, habitual duties.

I have been so behind I have not yet been able to finish my morning's abulations.

by wispofwildfire March 5, 2009

ablution facilities

A place where one goes to excrete human waste.

I require the use of ablution facilities.

by Oil Slick October 6, 2005

Adulting

A fake word used by idiots (millennials mainly), in an attempt to turn the adjective adult into a verb in a feeble attempt to describe if a person is actually an adult or behaves in an adult manner and thus doing the things any responsible adult with an average or above IQ can handle. You cannot "adult" something. It is as bad or worse as the overuse of learnings in the corporate world.

Jane is so responsible, she pays her bills on time, walks the dog, grows her own food and calls her mom every week, she is so good at adulting.

by Kojack_1970 May 4, 2017

aducation

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An education derived from TV, Magazine, and Bill Board advertisements.

I think the most important thing for Americas' future is the aducation of its youth.

by Gr33nlungz June 25, 2008

Adulting

Verb. The act of still being a child but with more responsibilities that make you not want to live.

Hey Taylor, I'm tired of adulting so I think I'm done here.

by RevekaTheRed August 20, 2017

Adulting

Day drinking

Had a bunch of errands I got done, adulting so hard right now.

by Urban donkey show November 15, 2019

Adulting

A term only spoken by retarded mouthbreathers over the age of 18.

- used when doing mundane tasks such as filing taxes, going to work, daily chores, etc.

- used when partying as an adult, but actually acting like a child.

As Brittany drives on the highway to work, she pulls out her phone to take a shit stream of selfies. She must let all of her social media "friends" know that she is #Adulting.

Amber is 36 and slammed jagerbombs all night with her unwed lonely middle aged girlfriends. "Look at how bad we are. We're such a grown-ups #Adulting"

by Jekyll Lal February 24, 2017