Swamp Adjustment

Verb: When on a hot and/or humid day or when under physical strain without a shower one must go to the bathroom and wipe the sweat out of their ass.

A coworker accidentally walked into my stall the other 100 degree day when I was performing a swamp adjustment. We haven't made eye contact since.

by Scarb August 12, 2011

amusement-itis

AMUSEMENT-ITIS is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you have made them laugh in the past.

Example:
“I just told a joke” “Yeah but it wasn’t funny”
“But I have made you laugh multiple times before, I must have AMUSEMENT-ITIS.”

by Haha you don’t know who I am May 14, 2020

grattitude adjustment

When someone takes things for granted. Or whines for no reason. Lack of appreciation or having an unjustified sense of entitlement.

15 year old girl: My parents said they won't buy me the new iPhone

2nd girl: Your rents pay for your cell phone?

15 year old girl: pffft duh ya

2nd girl: Bitch - you need a serious grattitude adjustment. Most of us have to buy and pay for our cell phones.

by 1jazzydiva October 13, 2011

Amusement Co.

This awesome band that contains the four most attractive men, talented musicians, best lovers, charismatic leaders, and successful businessmen on the planet. They write folk music... or something.

Person 1: I saw this band the other day playing folk music. Or something. I can't remember the name of the band though.
Person 2:Were they the four most attractive men, talented musicians, best lovers, charismatic leaders, and successful businessmen you've ever seen on the planet?
Person 1: Why, yes, they were, do you know them?
Person 2: Yeah it's the Amusement Co.

by Dudenumber253 January 12, 2010

steel pier amusment park

a shanty little amusement park in atlantic city new jersy. the worst place to work in the summer time do to the fact that the supervisers all fuck each other and inbreed

lil-liz-hay boris

boris-yes lil liz

lil-liz- lets inbreed and make another superviser

boris- hells yes let me get in that omega fat ass in this steel pier amusment park

by flizzz February 20, 2009

Amusement Park Lines

The most annoying thing to wait for- 60 minutes in line for 60 seconds on a coaster.

The worst part about amusement parks are the amusement park lines.

by thrilla7 September 1, 2012

micro adjustments

Some crap a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu white belt says when he brags about tapping a purple belt. You’ll automatically know it’s a lie because he will go viral by being roasted on Reddit and BJJ Facebook pages with memes.

“As I transitioned to the S mount and began stabilizing my opponent, I started making the micro adjustments necessary to lock the arm bar.”

by iconoclastmusic February 3, 2021