Mikael Akerfeldt

Mikael Akerfeldt is the main force (singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter) behind the legendary progressive metal band Opeth. He is a fantastic guitarist and lyricist, but his true, unique genius lies in the arrangement of his compositions. Akerfeldt writes incredibly complicated songs, often ten or twelve minutes in length. His career and talent have only improved over the years, and he doesn't seem to be slowing down at all. Hail, Mikael Akerfeldt, one of the greatest artists to ever walk the Earth.

'Listening to Mikael Akerfeldt's band while tripping on acid will literally cause your head to implode.'

by Maxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmax September 30, 2008

Acierno

a good-looking guy who has no game

I pulled an Acierno last night and came home empty handed.

by schtupper April 10, 2010

Levi ackerman

An op fidget spinner that summons a horde of fangirls every time he breathes

Hey bro did you know that isayama tried to make levi ackerman ugly?
Well obviously he failed because now there is a horde of fangirls stealing our TV to watch him breathe

by DATBOOMGUY October 12, 2020

Ackerly

A sexy man with a huge dick

Hi I’m Ackerly wanna fuck

by Darthlover95 July 18, 2020

acheron

the river of sorrow, or one really bad ass mother fucker who can fuck you up six ways from sunday without trying.
not somone you want to piss off or fuck with.

holy shit acheron is here

by sparhawk85us June 17, 2009

Mikasa Ackerman

A complete badass.

1. Man, the way you handled that was total Mikasa Ackerman.
2. You totally just Mikasa Ackerman'd the hell out of that!

by SphericalSyndrome June 2, 2018

kenny Ackerman

A really fucking sexy DILF even though he has no children. Still that man could hit it even with his greasy ass hair.

Levi: Nifa, have you heard about 'Kenny the ripper'?
Nifa: Oh that hot fuckin middle age man who raised your alien ass?
Levi: yeah...Kenny Ackerman

by ZhonglisPhatAss February 14, 2021