Accountant

An accountants job is to ensure that the people who can afford an accountant don't pay tax.

Christiano Ronaldo has a good accountant.

by Mutemute December 10, 2016

An Accountant

A nerdy person who counts things and is often the hero in dumb action movies.

Sam, can you crack the code?
No? Then I'll call THE ACCOUNTANT!

by MrRadman11 July 12, 2005

Accountability

The Ability to Count

To be able to count

by Mario November 21, 2003

account

One who counts

An account in a large hat is stalking me

by benjamin Browning UK September 7, 2003

Accountability

Accepting that you are responsible for your actions, and not blaming racism for your own problems.

Jacob Blake should take accountability for the actions he took which led to him being shot.

by Truth Hurts 1 August 25, 2020

Accountant

easy ass major. made for those who don't like or can't study. You see those kids partying their way through college and getting knocked up/STDs/wasted every night? Chances are they are an accountant. Or a just a psychology major.

Dan: Damnnn I'm so drunk and high right now, I guess I'll skip class tomorrow.

Tim: You're in school?! I thought you were like a dropout or something.

Dan: Naw man, I'm an accountant!!

Tim: Oh. That explains it.

by Shanaynayinyoface December 18, 2011

Accounter

A monkey who counts bananas

Oh, look! isn't that Jun the dirty sewer monkey Accounter Spanish stripper?

by za zooo keeper September 21, 2020