Xbox LIVE Child Abuser

A user on Xbox LIVE usually around the age of 21-35 that shows signs of immature faggotry. They show this because they are so lonely in their mother's basement that they go on their Xbox360 and taunt and belittle kids on XBL that have done nothing but speak in their mic. One sign that this user is a kid or has a young voice...BOOM a "Your mother sucks my dick" or "Go play lego batman 5 year old." insult rapes the chat function. A person is not an XBL-CA if they are insulting an xbox live midget . It is sad because they have to insult kids that just want to play their games and talk to people and they act as if every kid is going to grow up to be the next Hitler. Stupid virgins, they need to realize these "kiddies" are usually around 11-14 and their mothers, which they usually claim to have brutally raped, were probably flipping burgers at their first job, while the CA was probably still shitting his diapers. I'm not a kid myself I just think it's retarded that they have to rage at kids.

Xbox Live child abuser scenario:
Teen: Guys, there's some guy noob tubing.
XBLCA: Hahaha, shut up kid I fucked your mom.
Me: (Thinking "not this AGAIN")
Teen: What did I do?!
XBLCA: What did your Mom do?
XBLCA: (Faint deflating sound in background)
Me: What was that?
XBLCA: Oh crap! My blow-up doll Sindy's deflati...Umm I'm prepping for a party.

by runawaynoobs May 19, 2010

lol abuser

When a person uses lol repeatedly in a serious debate in an attempt to undermine the other person's argument. The implication is that the other person's argument is so ridiculous as to be laughable. This is an example of an ad hominem attack as it absolves the author of having to assemble a valid argument that can stand on it's own merit.

lol abuser:
"Lol your argument is so ridiculous I can't even give it serious thought lol "

by Gregory Dale September 27, 2017

dick abusers

Military Slang meaning ones hand

The drill sergeant yelled at the recruits for having their "dick abusers" in their pants pocket.

by dirty red in KY January 9, 2012

Sparknotes Abuser

one who has the ability to make good grades by reading an assigned book, but continually uses sparknotes.com to ace book quizzes.

Gabby was a sparknotes abuser; she used the website despite her intellect and Mr. Carlos telling her not to do so.

by saxredman July 29, 2012

Car Abuser

Someone who use his car to drive everywhere instead of walking or taking public transportation.

Non car abuser: Hey, wanna come with us to the park?
Car abuser: yeah, I'll meet you there with my Toyota Corolla
Non car abuser: its a 3 min walk... don't be a *Car Abuser*

by Car abuser February 14, 2022

Aiden abuser

A person who abuses or hurts a aiden mentally or physically. A aiden abuser

“Isabel is a aiden abuser”

by Abortionfairy July 21, 2022

thesaurus abuser

One who attempts to sound intelligent by using a computer thesaurus for more intelligent sounding words.
Ends up sounding ridiculous either by using words completely out of context or by misspelling them.

Rudy stopped being a thesaurus abuser when his computer died.

by srta. P May 24, 2005