Dirty Autumn

Hot MILF who wears sundresses and always flirts then acts like she doesn’t know what she is doing.

Dayum Lawrence see that dirty Autumn over there can’t wait to rake her leafs. Yum!

by Lcmtriathlete May 24, 2019

autumas

When all the Christmas stuff flows into stores after the Halloween stuff goes out

I was hoping that that Halloween Express would still be open after Oct. 31, but alas; their now selling santa suits online. Looks like we're in for an early autumas.

by b_rock44 November 16, 2009

autumn surprise

When kids walking home from the bus stop frolic and wrestle in the fallen leaves that have been raked to the curb also find the dog shit that was raked up.

I had dog shit caked in my hair from the autumn surprise in front of Mrs Jones house. Fuckin' dachshunds!!

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

Autultery

That sense when you're driving an automobile other than your own (and enjoying it) that you are cheating on your car. This feeling of guilt and cheating intensifies exponentially when contemplating/financing/purchasing a new vehicle and reaches it height as you see your trade-in getting smaller in the new car's rearview mirror.

Dude 1: "Dude! You got that new Jeep! Niiiiiiicce!!!"
Dude 2: "Oh man... I love this car but I feel like SUCH an autulteror."

OR

Woman parks new car all the while avoiding looking directly at old car parked in driveway which she has not driven in awhile (and frankly hasn't missed). She pats it on the hood with a grimace and mumbled apology because she feels like she's committing autultery with the new, nicer car.

by mel268 January 31, 2010

Autumn Hintz

She both Hellfire and Holywater.

She has a heart of gold. But break her trust, you'll see a dark side. She a warrior who will do anything to protect the ones she loves. Having her on your side. Makes you the luckiest. Don't ever flip her bitch switch. She is ONE OF A KIND.

Why can't you just be an Autumn Hintz.

by @Savage_Goddess420 July 10, 2021

Autumn

Autumn is a very exotic type of female. She has a mystery to her which people love. She tends to be flirty but never easy. She knows her boundaries and has a great intuition.

Guy: Wow she is amazing
guy2: she must be a classified autumn

by AudrieOdai October 16, 2008

Autumn

Autumn is one beautiful girl. She knows where her loyalties lie and who she is. Someone who has met a girl named Autumn will never forget her. She is the best friend anyone could have. And is the nicest girl for life.

Girl 1: Autumn is my best friend!
Girl 2: She is such a good friend I know, right?

by BeYou:) June 7, 2018