abstinence

One of the most effective, and least entertaining* ways of not getting some bitch preggers. Over 98% of practicioners wear either chastity belts or "DC Talk" tshirts.


*The most entertaining method is anal.

She didn't even blow him! And he married her! What a fag.

by A.Hetherington April 1, 2005

abstinence

Although this word is most often associated with food, beverage, profanity and sex. Abstinence is a deliberate conduct and runs rather parallel to the words indulge, gluttony and hoarding. Something negated is still something indeed. Keeping to the school of thought that the mind fails to register the words no or not(or its variations), Do not think of pink elephants!.. All three are characterized by excess and culpability. One can not and does not abstain from what one does not internally seeks(to avoid what one seeks is abstinence).

Clinton's abstinence from Monica's lips were in part due to her oral report on the lengthy wood project she undertook beneath his desk. As for me it is not an issue as I do not know her and have never had the privilege.

by Mandy Kimple January 26, 2016

abstinence

Something a masochist would do.

He was sad and bored because he engaged in abstinence.

by Lexington April 1, 2005

abstinence

The worst type of STD prevention.

That's what condoms are for.

by raspberry (lust) muffin December 5, 2004

abstinence

The dumbest thing since Crystal Pepsi. Usually practiced by Churchies and fat Girls.

"I'm abstinant and I got to the First Baptist Church!!"

by Nick April 11, 2005

abstinence

1) A vow of no sex untill you are married. Usually only losers who beleive in god uphold this vow.

2) People who, dont understand/cant appriciate/are afraid of, sex are the ones who beleive in this.

look at that babe, such a waste for her to beleive in abstinence

by Theribus September 29, 2005

abstinence

The dumbest Idea Ever

Religion (The dumbest idea ever)

abstinence

by coolshortguy May 5, 2010