One of the most effective, and least entertaining* ways of not getting some bitch preggers. Over 98% of practicioners wear either chastity belts or "DC Talk" tshirts.
*The most entertaining method is anal.
*The most entertaining method is anal.
by A.Hetherington April 01, 2005
Although this word is most often associated with food, beverage, profanity and sex. Abstinence is a deliberate conduct and runs rather parallel to the words indulge, gluttony and hoarding. Something negated is still something indeed. Keeping to the school of thought that the mind fails to register the words no or not(or its variations), Do not think of pink elephants!.. All three are characterized by excess and culpability. One can not and does not abstain from what one does not internally seeks(to avoid what one seeks is abstinence).
Clinton's abstinence from Monica's lips were in part due to her oral report on the lengthy wood project she undertook beneath his desk. As for me it is not an issue as I do not know her and have never had the privilege.
by Mandy Kimple November 20, 2015
by Lexington April 01, 2005
That's what condoms are for.
by raspberry (lust) muffin December 05, 2004
by Nick April 11, 2005
1) A vow of no sex untill you are married. Usually only losers who beleive in god uphold this vow.
2) People who, dont understand/cant appriciate/are afraid of, sex are the ones who beleive in this.
2) People who, dont understand/cant appriciate/are afraid of, sex are the ones who beleive in this.
by Theribus September 24, 2005
by coolshortguy May 06, 2010