small-town aberzombie bros and hoes are defined as university students that hail from small towns that you have never heard of, such as Porcupine, Ontario, and the like, who only wear abercrombie and hollister, because when they make "shopping trips to the big city", these are seen as "new and hip stores from the states"; the 'hoes' part comes from the Thursday-Saturday nights when the girls of guelph congregate in the downtown core of Guelph wearing nothing but perhaps a belt as a dress - these girls typically refer to themselves as "Whore Zone." no word of a lie.
Whore Zone member #1: "Hey Hoe, can i like, wear this bra as a dress?"
Whore Zone member #2: "Oh Ma Gawd!! Like, totes magotes, Hoe!!!! You look soo delish. Every bro in guelph is gonna wanna taaaap thaaat!!!!"
Whore Zone member #1: "Thanks betch!!"
By-stander: "Ew, look at those small-town aberzombie bros and hoes doing the nasty in van goghs... vom dot com."
Whore Zone member #2: "Oh Ma Gawd!! Like, totes magotes, Hoe!!!! You look soo delish. Every bro in guelph is gonna wanna taaaap thaaat!!!!"
Whore Zone member #1: "Thanks betch!!"
By-stander: "Ew, look at those small-town aberzombie bros and hoes doing the nasty in van goghs... vom dot com."
by notamemberofwhorezone May 4, 2009
Get the Small-town Aberzombie Bros and Hoes mug.A term for those who shop primarily at the clothing store Abercrombie & Fitch. The term usually has negative connotations. The speaker usually applies it, unfairly, to someone they do not know.
Jane: Oh my GOD she is such an Aberzombie! I bet she's a stuck up, anorexic bitch too.
Jill: Jane, be nice. I bet she's perfectly nice. You really shouldn't judge people by the way they choose to dress. If she feels comfortable in those clothes, then I respect her.
Jill: Jane, be nice. I bet she's perfectly nice. You really shouldn't judge people by the way they choose to dress. If she feels comfortable in those clothes, then I respect her.
by Ginsella March 15, 2009
Get the Aberzombie mug.Related Words
a younger male typically white and in their teens who wears nothing but a&f shit and thinks it's cool when by now everybody knows that deep down inside they have no meaning for existence...
dude 1: "ted is such a fucking aberzombie..."
dude 2: "ya i know, i heard he was trying to buy one of the manikins..."
dude 1: "what a fagget!!!"
dude 2: "ya i know, i heard he was trying to buy one of the manikins..."
dude 1: "what a fagget!!!"
by LuV4GuNz August 3, 2007
Get the aberzombie mug.A shopping personality disorder; A person who relies on Internet shopping sites for all purchases. A person who becomes a shut in waiting for overnight deliveries. A person who never steps into a shopping mall when they know they can order anything online.
"Bob is a total Amazombie, he ordered a mountain bike online."
"Claire is such an Amazombie, she considers the delivery people as her personal shoppers."
"Claire is such an Amazombie, she considers the delivery people as her personal shoppers."
by FarFromThinken July 17, 2009
Get the Amazombie mug.My daughter-in-law is an Amazombie. On some days, she receives 10 or 12 separate shipments through Amazon Prime.
by Bambi Bonay July 27, 2016
Get the Amazombie mug.see Aberdumbie
Ja: all the cool kids wear abercrombie!
Jb: how many times do i have to tell you to STFU you fucking Aberzombie?
Jb: how many times do i have to tell you to STFU you fucking Aberzombie?
by Jeri Shermaine December 17, 2008
Get the Aberzombie mug.n. An egotistical teen or "prep" who spends all their parents' money on Abercrombie & Fitch clothing, while parading around in order to feel better about themselves.
She spent her entire paycheck on one shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch and now shes an aberzombie like the rest of the class.
by AerosEcho November 26, 2009
Get the Aberzombie mug.