Steal a Phone

A competitive Olympic sport in which a regular child (Typically in a UK Secondary School) will attempt to steal a chav's phone from Bradford, in hopes not to be shanked by a sharp shard of glass or beaten by his gang of Sixth Form Chavs.

Partaking in this event comes with dire consequences, such as broken bones, deep cuts from glass and severe beatings and pummelling's.

"Help! I've been stabbed!"
"Did you try and steal a phone from Bradford again?"
"Yeah..."

by Sooty_ January 2, 2021

aphne

A cute hoe that likes drawing and dancing, she's probably your bff

Aphne is so freaking cute
Aphne is hot af

by Davocado June 10, 2020

make a phone call

To throw up after drinking lots of booze. A phrase used to let your buddies know you are gonna go and heave somewhere, but fool the hoes so they don't know you drink like a lady.

You feel like you are gonna throw up and say: "Hey ladies, I gotta go *make a phone call*, I'll be right back"

Or... Jim says to his buddies... "That guy is totally wasted, bet he needs to *make a phone call*"

by KeystoneSLC February 26, 2005

What's a phone?

1.A question that has an underlying innuendo of oral sex
2. what you say when you want oral sex
3. a question aimed at convincing a person to engage in oral sex with you

After asking "What's a phone?", I hit 3rd base

by shaqualooloo March 15, 2005

all you need is a phone

What one says when someone else is leaving, but they don't need anything. The "phone" means that they may carry a cell phone in case the mother is wondering about the son or daughter.

Blonde Chicken: "What will I need to bring with me?"
Mom: "Don't worry. All you need is a phone!"

by Seshie July 19, 2009

to make a phone call

This is where when your in a big crowd of people, and instead of saying, "I need to take a shit." You say, "I need to make a phone call." Its a nicer way to put it without being rude, and its just funny as hell to people who dont know what your talking about.

Sammy: "I really need to make a phone call."
Rebecca: "Then go haha"
Joe: "What you guys talking about?"

by billie10 November 6, 2010

bone a phone

Another name for a cock,dick.
As in,she's talking on my bone a phone.

Hey Bitch ! Don't you hear that ringing sound between my legs?
It's my bone a phone and it's ringing for you.

She talked on my bone a phone, all night long.

by NoLove_4_BS April 21, 2009