R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

Respondez sil vous plait as soon as possible.

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Sarah, the car insurance policy expires tomorrow. Should I just renew or shop for better quotes?

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004

S.A.S.S.

acronym that stands for
Scandalous, Abbrasive, Seductive, Sweet. used to show a mixture of characteristics that is irresistible to everyone.

hot guy: i heard you got trashed at a party last weekend

girl with SASS:
yeah, i got drunk( scandalous)
So WHAT?!...(abbrasive)
well, it would have been a lot more fun if you would have been there(seductive)
cuz I love hanging with ya.(sweet)

by iluvsummer May 13, 2005

S.A.A.S

Socially Akward All Stars

You know you're Socially Akward( S.A.A.S) when
• Your credit card gets denied at Ross
• You use periodic table elements to name food
• You feel uncomfortable and just stare at another person
• You self roofie and get back together with an ex – all in one night
• You adopt a stranger in a leather coat to drink beer with you
• You engage in conversation with the Dog Whisperer
• You’re delirious after running 18+ miles and start breeding animals in your head (HAMPIDGE)
• You catch a kickball with a Bloody Mary in your face
• You turn into a klempto/slut/compulsive liar when drunk
• You go to the bathroom and realize your underwear is inside out and yet you still tell your coworker
• You lap dance with everyone on a party bus
• You black out and leave your shit all over the city
• You're balls deep in a specialty cookie and get chocolate all over your face, alone in an alley
• You use “Do you want to play on our kickball team?” as a pick up line
• You always end up at Barnone and Bus Stop despite your best efforts
• You show up for the zillionth time in the same outfit and people wonder why they associate with you
• You call someone a "standard poodle"
• Your nickname is Javier, Jerry Curl or Rain Man
• You’re so drunk you get falafel all over your face at 6pm on a Sunday and call all your friends to tell them
• You think about your boss during a marathon
• Your second best pick up line is “Hey I’m wearing a thong”
• You hitchhike on Divisidero so you’re not late for a movie
• You get kicked off a bus in Daly City for giving the driver attitude
• You call yourself a cougar when you’re under the age of 30
• Flabongo is your best friend
• You wake up on the floor of your room in a dirty clothes pile wearing a two-piece suit, fanny pack, baseball helmet, and a Flabongo at 8pm, calling your boss saying you won’t make it in until midnight on Monday.
• You sleepwalk out of your apartment, wake up half naked in the hall of a different floor and earn the nickname spidey or your efforts to get back inside your room

by Vertigo Kickball October 11, 2008

British Special Air Service (S.A.S.)

Elite army forces of the United Kingdom. They have about 360 personel. These guys are some of the most elite (if not the most elite) in the world too. They inspired the creation of the U.S. army's Delta Force (who they cross train with). The SAS are the grandfather of all special operation units in the world. They have been around since World War 2. Despite the fact being called "air service", they do hardly any air service; Most of their missions take place on land and sea. The only air missions that I could think of them doing are hyjacking a flying airplane, rescuing hostages on an airplane, and of course riding and getting deployed by helicopters as well as jumping out of them. Prior to joining the SAS, one must have already been in the army for atleast 3 years. Liam Neeson was trained by a former SAS member for the movie "Taken". Now some Americans who are idiotic, don't know what they are talking about, are ignorant, biest, cocky, and dumb often make fun of the British SAS for being British and say they suck compare to American Special Ops like the SEALs when in reality the SAS are about equally elite as America's Delta Force and SEAL Team Six (the best special ops in America as well some of the best in the world).

American Idiot-The British SAS aren't tough because they are British and America has the SEALs who took out Bin Laden!

British SAS commando-If you say something like that again, i'm gonna beat your ass like 20 times harder than Liam Neson could. S.A.S. stands for "Special Air Service" . We are called "Special" because we are elite. And unlike MOST soldiers of the U.K. the British Special Air Service (S.A.S.) could destory nearly any American military unit besides Delta Force and SEAL Team SIX!

by Chillice November 21, 2016

went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades

going from “aggression” to “determination” in an environment of work and education :)

went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades, so now my “aggression” turned into “determination”.

by trishlovesfish January 23, 2021

S.A.S.E

a self address stamp envelope, its when you write your name and address on an envelope with a stamp on it and put it inside another envelope

its how ya get a Foamy card cult card

by Sierra July 26, 2004

S.A.S.

Sweaty Ass Syndrome. When you have been running or working out extensively and your ass gets sweaty and causes it to itch.

After playing basketball for an hour, I had a bad case of S.A.S.

by Chris Polites February 10, 2006