Dum

Possibly the worst ironic word in the intire internet type. A shortenend version of the usually/possibly insulting word ' dumb ', which originally means 'unable to talk', but in todays language, means just plain stupid.

Umm...Umm. I think you are dum maaan, you can't even spell dum right- dum ass!

by D Mob January 23, 2005

dum dum

Slang Term For Condom

Yo My Girl Was Bitching At Me When She Found A Missing Dum Dum

by Squal July 16, 2005

dum

to not be smart about something or not make correct decisions
correct spelling dumb

"That girl is dum dude"

by heavy_a December 18, 2002

dum dum

Fake Crack Shit made to look like crack

He was down there sellin dum dumsand got caught.

by Chief January 28, 2005

Dum

1. A common misspelling of dumb.
2. Or another word for dry cum

1. Dude: Man your so dum!

Man: dude your spelling skills suck!

2.Aw sh*t, got a bunch of dum from last night on my pants!

by Yermom<3 June 05, 2014

dum dum

An Ogre like person resembling Shreck who without warning blows up at the smallest of incidents and then threatens to call the union. When given warning of his actions refuses to acknowledge his mistakes and blames other people.

"You can't do that to me cause I not sign and will call the UNION"

by Monsour Smit November 29, 2004

DUM

Sexting slang for "Do You Masterbate"

Hey Babe, DUM

by msff January 15, 2012