Your papa should have worn a rubber

You say this to someone who is fucking annoying and to someone who has no purpose in life. This shows them they are useless and should not be on this planet

Bradshaw: Im fat im fat im fat
Nick Doring: Hey, your papa should worn a rubber. You worthless piece of dop poo.
Bradshaw: :(

by Adrian June 1, 2004

crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room. A Rubber room. A rubber room with rats and rats makes me crazy

When some says ''Crazy'' repeat this forever.

Dude 1: ''Dude, that was crazy!''
Dude 2: Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room. A rubber room. A Rubber room with rats and rats makes me crazy! (And it goes on again and again...)

by Christo42 September 15, 2023

Pulling a Roberts

Attempting to quote from memory a short, famous passage or pledge in front of lots of (millions of) people and screwing it up royally.

Barry: The Chief Justice tried to swear me in at the ceremony without a notecard and fucked it all to hell! Some people think it was MY fault!

Michelle: Oh, don't worry baby. Everyone knows he was pulling a Roberts.

by Neptunium January 28, 2009

pop a rubberband

to fuck a very pretty girl with a condom

1. im gone pop a rubberband on her
a good fuck with a condom

shawty got a ass on her im a spend a couple grand on her im gone pop a rubberband on her

by sheobony lee May 9, 2006

wrap a rubber band around your door

A the most stupid and most useless advertisements that is seen on Urban Dictionary and many other websites.

Person 1: These ads I see on the web looks so boring and dumb.

Person 2: Which ads?
Person 1: The ones that talk about wrap a rubber band around your door.

by MST3K I like November 28, 2020

No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?

Catchy father-to-son wisdom meaning to never forget to wear a raincoat or somebody is going to get wet.

I was explaining the birds and the bees to Tommy, but my pitch was outdated. So I simply stated: No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?

by 808Rockz June 10, 2014

pop a rubberband

to use a condom, or "rubber", while having sexual intercourse with an attractive girl.

"Boy, Chris. I sure would like to pop a rubberband on her!"

by sober annie July 16, 2006