POPTART$

less of a thing but more an idea (like giygas)

POPTART$ X Giygas
Gabe:who's POPTART$
Alex:something to wonder about

Ig:untitled_k2ng

Twitter:POPTARTS86
by POPTART$ March 11, 2023
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Poptart

when a enormous bump swells on a woman genitalia
*Jeff* "you seen Stacy Poptart bro?"
*Rian* "yeah bro that shit nasty as fuck! it almost popped in my mouth!"
*Jeff* " I accidently touched it! we can never have a threesome again"
NARRATOR ~ And that's how Jeff and Rian knew they were GAY.
by PT4L February 16, 2019
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Poptarting

When the girl flicks the balls repeatedly until you ejaculate on a pop tart and slap her in the face with it while you eat the other pop tart.
Bryson- Hey you wanna try poptarting?

Emily- Sure what do i do?

Bryson- Here hold these pop tarts and ill show you
by lihams22 February 20, 2014
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poptart

Someone, usually a man, who is tough on the outside... but soft in the middle.
Megan: That guy seems so mean!!
Kerri: No.... He's just a poptart:)
by yourmoms...hot...mmmm June 21, 2009
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poptart

a slang word for e tard created by D.A.T
"Kay has turned into a DAMN poptart"
by d.a.t April 08, 2008
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Poptart

A reference to players in certain video games (Mechwarrior, Halo, etc...) who jump up from behind obstacles that conceal them to shoot the opposing team or player. A very n00by person poptarts alot, almost as their sole form of combat.
*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot*

Mechwarrior Vipetheviper: "C'mon Blaza, don't be such a poptart! You have more dignity than that."
Mechwarrior Blaza: "Oh yea? What'll you do about it."

*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot AGAIN*
by TShead April 29, 2008
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