Poptart

An individual who displays poor social skills and touts mental illness, non binary sexuality, and/or physical impairment around like a badge or personality replacement, often starved of attention or flat out insane. Often of low intelligence or educationally stunted. Consumes poptarts and Chicken Tenders exclusively.

"Sarah thinks she's vaccine injured and tells everyone her name is Jacob now. She's such a Poptart.

by URwatUeat August 25, 2019

Poptart

The phenomena that occurs when one farts underwater and her gaseous bubble moves up and around her torso before exiting between her cleavage.

That poptart had some incredible aim and pungence.

by JeninjaCO December 17, 2014

Poptarting

When the girl flicks the balls repeatedly until you ejaculate on a pop tart and slap her in the face with it while you eat the other pop tart.

Bryson- Hey you wanna try poptarting?

Emily- Sure what do i do?

Bryson- Here hold these pop tarts and ill show you

by lihams22 February 20, 2014

poptart

a slang word for e tard created by D.A.T

"Kay has turned into a DAMN poptart"

by d.a.t April 8, 2008

poptart

Someone, usually a man, who is tough on the outside... but soft in the middle.

Megan: That guy seems so mean!!
Kerri: No.... He's just a poptart:)

by yourmoms...hot...mmmm June 21, 2009

poptart

a teenage girl pop rock singer

Britney Spears is a poptart.

by Kirby December 31, 2003

Poptart

A reference to players in certain video games (Mechwarrior, Halo, etc...) who jump up from behind obstacles that conceal them to shoot the opposing team or player. A very n00by person poptarts alot, almost as their sole form of combat.

*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot*

Mechwarrior Vipetheviper: "C'mon Blaza, don't be such a poptart! You have more dignity than that."
Mechwarrior Blaza: "Oh yea? What'll you do about it."

*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot AGAIN*

by TShead April 29, 2008