It's a Long Story

Something said by some one when they don't actually want to tell you what happened.

Person #1 - So where were you yesterday?!

Person #2 - It's a Long Story...

by me218 September 25, 2008

its a long story

a phrase when a person does not want to go into a certain subject; or speak of a certain matter.

Person 1:Hey I heard you in Jenny broke up what happened man.
Person 2: Yea its a long story.(thinks in his head:I'm getting tired of everyone asking that I don't want to talk about it what don't they get?

by Mrusername798 April 16, 2010

A Trevor Story

A trevor story is one that has absolutely no importance or significance to anyones life, or day or anything at all but is still called out in a way that makes the audience feel like it is about to be a highly entertaining/important story when it in fact is actually not and provides a large sense of boredome and wasted time for the listener(s)

So I have to tell you something really important, okay well the other day my dog gace me the head nod it was really really funny... oh my god i just told a trevor story didn't I? Dammit.

by banananana916 June 4, 2009

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003

Pull a Toy Story

When you suddenly go limp falling into a toy like resting position on the floor, furniture, or both(If your creative) exactly like the toys did when Andy walks in the room in the movie Toy Story (Duh).

This tactic is Useful during awkward or otherwise unavoidable social situations.

Situation 1:

Black Guy: "What do you mean, "You People"?? "
White Guy: *Pull a Toy Story*

Situation 2:

The BOSS: "Man when I walked in Pablo's office to ask for

his reports, we was just sitting in the corner

limp and wouldn't respond.. WTF??

Guy talking to Boss: " Naa man, hes just pulling a Toy

Story"

by R.B.B. !! March 30, 2011

a likely story

An expression used to signal disbelief and/or doubt in something that someone said.

Or a nicer way of saying “that’s bullshit”

Person 1: Dude, I had sex with a hot girl last night!

Person 2: A likely story

by Jejsjsjkdkd January 29, 2018

is this a Brogan Story?

A reference to an outrageous story. It follows to Urban Legend of Patrick Brogan and wild stunts he has pulled or have been attributed to him over the years. Replaces the big fish story.

So this guy gets into my car and punches the window out..

response: "Wait, is this a Brogan story?"

by UrbanLegendeer September 15, 2009