dirty marek

Dirty Marek, while beating his dick he will switch from the hub right before busting, to a snap from a male friend to cancel his load.

I felt weird doing a dirty marek last night

by Some random horny January 11, 2021

Marek Hamŝík

Literally the only true path to eternal life and happiness.

Person 1: "What would you want to be in life?"
Person 2: "I want to be a Marek Hamŝík, everyone should be a Marek Hamŝík."

by Marek's son April 28, 2021

Chris Marek

The most evil failtroll on Encyclopedia Dramatica, he is actually a frog merchant in disguise working as part of the Reptilians plan to brainwash people.

He is truly ghoulish in personality traits but on the outside appears normal, only by wearing the sunglasses from They Live can you see what he truly looks like.

His known aliases including Cyan-King, Fake Andria Kilgore, and 78MagnumXE.

He has a disgusting obsession with wanting to get rid of Mariana but his plans always end up being backfire much like with Wile Coyote.

"Man that Chris Marek is such a creep."

"Freddy Krueger got nothing on Chris Marek."

by Shapeshifter March 04, 2012

KING OF MAREK

KING OF MAREK is the best Jhin player on EUNE he will fuck you up in every single lane and he will fuck every family member that has a vagina from age 16 and up (he's underage) after he absolutely destroys you in game. He's an alpha sigma super male with a gigantic cock. After every outplay he does every single woman in the radius of 50 meters will get an orgasm and you will hear a otherworldly voice yell OMG ITS KING OF MAREK BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE OUTPLAY.

━━━━-╮

╰┃ ┣▇━▇
┃ ┃ ╰━▅╮
╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯E Z A F
╰╮ ┳━━╯T Y 4
▕▔▋ ╰╮╭━╮ + 20 LP
▔╲▋╰━┻┻╮╲ ▔▔▔╲
▏ ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ O O┃
╲ ▔╲▂▂▂▂ ▔╲▂▂▂
▏╳▕▇▇▕ ▏╳▕▇▇▕
╲▂ ╲▂ ╲▂ ╲▂

━━━━━-╮
╰┃ ┣▇━▇
┃ ┃ ╰━▅╮
╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯e z
╰╮ ┳━━╯t y f o r

▕▔▋ ╰╮╭━╮ t u t o r i a l

▔╲▋╰━┻┻╮╲ ▔▔▔╲
▏ ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ O O┃
╲ ▔╲▂▂▂▂ ▔╲▂▂▂
▏╳▕▇▇▕ ▏╳▕▇▇▕
╲▂ ╲▂ ╲▂ ╲▂

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⢒⣩⣥⠡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠌⣬⣍⡒⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠫⣶⣿⣿⣿⣧⡑⢄⡠⢊⣼⣿⣿⣿⣦⠝⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⡅⣿⣦⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣴⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⣴⣿⢨⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡇⣿⣿⣿⣦⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿⢸⣧⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠗⠛⠻⠿⣿⣷⡘⡿⠟⠻⢿⢃⣾⣿⠿⠟⠛⠺⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠟⠀⣀⢀⣄⣀⠈⠙⡗⣰⠿⠿⣆⢺⠋⠁⣀⣤⡀⣀⠈⠻⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢦⣍⡛⠶⣤⠤⠜⣀⣤⠀⣶⣶⠀⣤⣐⠣⢤⣤⠶⢛⣩⡶⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢧⡙⢿⣷⡆⣶⣿⡿⢋⢸⣿⣿⡆⡙⢿⣿⣶⢰⣾⡿⢋⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢙⠦⣍⠰⣿⡟⣡⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⡌⢻⣿⠆⣩⠶⡋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⢌⢷⢈⢳⣌⠁⣤⡌⢸⣿⣿⡇⢡⣤⠈⣡⡞⡁⡾⡡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡎⣧⡹⢰⣿⣷⣈⠛⠛⣡⣾⣿⡆⢏⣼⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⣿⣇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣸⣿⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃⣿⣿⣄⠙⢉⣩⣉⣉⣍⡉⠋⣨⣿⣿⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⣄⠻⣿⣿⣷⡆⢀⣀⣀⡀⢰⣾⣿⣿⠟⣠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⣌⠻⢋⡤⠉⠉⠉⠁⣤⡙⠟⣡⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
GG EZ KING OF MAREK OUTPLAY MOMENT 8===========================D (0)⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

by Tome Aramija November 21, 2021

Marek Levák

CEO of cool and sexy tho an introvert (the frajer)

Hey have u seen that boy Marek Levák?
OMG YES I´M WET JUST LOOKING AT HIM.

by Pipík September 05, 2020

Marek Morris

Someone who has the most sense of comfort and home, the person you’d call if you were having a bad day. The person that is there regardless of what’s going on, someone who you can tell everything to even if you’re scared. He has this personality that makes him one of a kind, the way he makes you feel is unexplainable and makes you feel 1000x better than you ever had before. He is the most wonderful and genuine person there could be, he puts others before himself and always makes sure you are alright. He notices the small things and remembers all the small things even though he has bad memory. He always makes you smile and calls you cute nicknames that you absolutely adore. Although he is quiet, you would do anything for him, to make him feel better, to make him laugh, to just be there for him. He’s the reason you want to live to see another day, the reason for waking up in the morning. And the reason why you love those random little calls throughout the day. Marek deserves the absolute world and deserves nothing but the absolute best. And that is something he should always know.

Marek Morris is someone you never want to lose. I adore you.

by killluaa July 10, 2023

pull a Marek

you simply punch someone in your class

Bro that kid is so annoying im gonna pull a Marek.

by honai November 08, 2022