you’re a lemon

Lame+ Funny = Lemon

When someone is lame af but also funny

A: *random lame funny joke*
B= Hahah you’re a LEMON

by Wafash May 25, 2018

In the click of a lemon

To do something quick, efficiently, or easily

"I finished that assignment in the click of a lemon"

by AdCapTurd April 19, 2018

do me a lemon

Rare but recorded London phrase for 'Do me a favour'. Totally mystery origin, unless you know the answer.

"Oi Trev, you're not saying you need my motor again, do me a lemon..."

by David from Kingsbury April 28, 2006

Juicing a Lemon

Is when you squeeze a girls pussy so hard she pisses on your hand

I juiced her lemon so hard her piss ran all over my hands.

by Horny bastard January 9, 2005

squat a lemon

To be hustling drugs

"I ride in the benz but I squat a lemon" --Mac Dre

by d-riv April 13, 2008

Life is a lemon

1. Defines with frustration the fact that life is sometimes unfair (a lemon is also a fuck).

2. A clever blog about a lemonade life by a funny italian guy

"Oh god he just robbed me, life is a lemon."

by Artemides May 31, 2009

Trout sucking a lemon

when someone tries to pout seductively, however the result is a painful grimace, like one is struggling in their attempts to look seductive.

Everytime Eimear is in a photograph she looks like a trout sucking a lemon.

by Dirky McDiggler August 11, 2011