1.)S.T.U.P.I.D. (Something The Underworld Puked Into Destiny...)
2.) An Insualt to any other animal in existence.
3.) God's way of dilapadating and destroying Earth.
4.) What scientests believe seperate them from "animals" (which humans are to) is the fact they have emotions. (THAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST)
5.) Last but not least, God punishing the Earth, for unknown reasons...
2.) An Insualt to any other animal in existence.
3.) God's way of dilapadating and destroying Earth.
4.) What scientests believe seperate them from "animals" (which humans are to) is the fact they have emotions. (THAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST)
5.) Last but not least, God punishing the Earth, for unknown reasons...
1.) *BARF* Its a boy!
2.) Dude, you're such a human! *gunshot*
3.) (God): Hmm...alright, Kill the Dinos, I got a new way for the Earth to Pay *snicker*
4.)You kick a dog, it might bite your head off, or run away crying, THAT WAS A PERFECT DISPLAY OF EMOTION!!!
5.) (Earth): Nooooo! Im sorry I made Mars jealous of color!!! What will you do?!
(God):Put humans on your planet.
(Earth): MERCY! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!1
2.) Dude, you're such a human! *gunshot*
3.) (God): Hmm...alright, Kill the Dinos, I got a new way for the Earth to Pay *snicker*
4.)You kick a dog, it might bite your head off, or run away crying, THAT WAS A PERFECT DISPLAY OF EMOTION!!!
5.) (Earth): Nooooo! Im sorry I made Mars jealous of color!!! What will you do?!
(God):Put humans on your planet.
(Earth): MERCY! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!1
by Miles "Tails" Prower November 9, 2004
Get the humansmug. *Humans are the parasites of this world, they screw up everything, are stupid and far overrated, they keep fucking and getting children and expanding but kill other creatures when there are to many.
by Andrew Ryan is back April 30, 2010
Get the Humanmug. by i dunno April 23, 2003
Get the Humanmug. by Gary September 7, 2004
Get the Humansmug. A human is you. I don't know why you'd look for this on the urban dictionary seeing as you most likely are one, but that's ok it's a free country.
(Unless it's not)
(Unless it's not)
by Pengueleon June 19, 2015
Get the Humanmug. An INCREDIBLY ignorant and egotistical species. Claims to have "invented" all things that it benefits from, and is the first species to put FOOD under lock and key, making it a commodity.
by Adrian June 18, 2003
Get the humanmug. There are two adversary forms of humans which are the Fucked Up Human and the Real Up Human. To scale from one or the other, all humans fall somewhere in line by every action that a human makes -- even each and every last keystroke being done.
by In the Mindway May 1, 2005
Get the Humansmug.