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a black dad

A person who doesn't give a fuck about their kids. They tell their kids "I'm going to get the milk I'll be back". but they never come back.
white son: "dad my friend has a black dad"

dad: "I'm surprised he didn't leave him "
by a black kid witout a dad October 22, 2020
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dad-a-base

Where your dad keeps his dad jokes. (Don't look too hard or you might find some sex tapes with your mom in them)
Where'd your dad keep his dad jokes? In his dad-a-base.
by Jennaak November 24, 2021
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A good dad

Not Thanos
‘He yeeted his daughter of a cliff for a cliff for a shiny rock and tortured the other he’s not a good dad
‘Sir this is 911’
by Shhhhhh the slaves are sleepin December 5, 2019
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a whole dad

Oh he cute he a whole dad
by Nainai$22 March 13, 2021
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pulled a my dad

It's when someone leaves for a dumb reason or they just disappear without you knowing.
Kevin pulled a my dad before practice.
by thisguynoonecaresabout March 8, 2017
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my dad is a asshole

Your dad sucks
He isn’t just one of those sorta mean dads
No
He’s one of those abusive ones

It can be any abuse

Hell he probably doesn’t even show emotion either

He doesn’t think people who are gay are embarrassements to the world, and transgender are rapist
That blacks are monsters
He loves to drink
He also gives you this fucking creepy ass vibb and likes it when you hug him so you try to fucking avoid him as much as possible

He has like no Hobbies and likes to do chores all day and when you try to help him he refuses but then he says he’s the only god damn person in the house that does what there suppose to
And basically everyone on his side of the family sucks too and get this he doesn’t understand your crippling depression and anxiety because he doesn’t have empathy either
He is atleast one of these

He is just a fucking asshole
Brosicle dude #1 : lmao my dude u want to do some sick fucking moves on our skate boards at the skate park
Brosicle dude #2 : my home slice I can’t my dad is a asshole and broke my fucking skateboard cos I didn’t clean the dishes even tho I offered to but he said no I’m going to do it
Brosicle dude #1 : shit man what a asshole
by RobloxPlayer69420666 November 17, 2018
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Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship

The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.
Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*
by moocowtnt March 24, 2018
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