Salmon in a bucket

The act of shoving a fish up a girl's ass and trying to scoop it out with your massive horse cock

Ayo I told Suzie to come over and play Salmon in a bucket.

by Terry sandwitch November 19, 2020

hell in a bucket

1. Describes a condition in which someone is headed for a disastrous or precarious situation that is inevitable or unavoidable. Typically preceded by "going to," as in"going to hell in a bucket."

2. The title of a well-known Grateful Dead tune.

1. Shawn had been getting trashed on purple kush and beer before noon during the past three months. He knew that he was going to hell in a bucket.

2. Bobby Weir sang an awesome version of "Hell in a Bucket" during that Irvine Meadows show back in 1985.

by whimzzical June 11, 2010

A face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance

His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

by jazzyd October 7, 2008

fanny like a bucket

A well used and spacious minge

"dont go near betty down the road ive heard she has a fanny like a bucket"

by Shearer June 16, 2003

Christ in a Bucket

An outburst used to create a humorous alternative to simply Jesus Christ

*Hits nail with hammer*
Christ in a bucket, that hurt!

by Pet Wussy May 20, 2016

fuck in a bucket

Similar to phrases like oh my god or jesus christ, fuck-in-a-bucket is meant to be exlamatory or an adjective to describe someone particularly insane or eccentric.

"Oh fuck in a bucket, Suzy got caught drunk driving."

"She's such a fuck in a bucket."

by queen.padme.amidala June 18, 2006

twelve and a bucket

Extremely large male genitalia, i.e. a 12-inch-long dick with a bucket-sized scrotum.

Rock: Bessy, you can't handle me.
Bessy: I damn well could, what are you packing?
Rock: Twelve and a bucket.
Bessy: (Prodding Rock's crotch with foot) Oh my!

by The Bogeyman October 28, 2013