sex with a banana

A girl who doesn't have a dildo will sometimes use a banana. She'll balance it on a pile of really tall pillows, and then straddle them, which forces the banana deeper inside allowing it to put more pressure on her clitoris. She'll rock back and forth, leaning forward and back, even bounce up and down to force it in and out.

Done by virgins most of the times, a lot of girls these days break their hymen by themselves so it doesn't hurt their first time.

I felt really horny last night and didn't have my dildo nearby so I grabbed a banana and rammed it deep inside. God having sex with a banana feels sooo good!

by alanafrommontana October 22, 2006

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Full as a banana

Slough based slang for being full after eating a blow out meal.

"I've just eaten a massive roast, I'm full as a banana!"

by Andeeeeeee February 12, 2017

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one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.

The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

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drop a banana

A phrase that can be used for just about anything; based on car racing video games that often use bananas as weapons. In those games, you drop a banana so another player can slip on it. In conversation, it can mean any of the following:
-to get into an argument
-to blow your fuse
-to lose your virginity (pop a cherry)
-to ruend a relationship
-to lose something important
-etc.

I dropped a banana with Pete last night.
Don't drop a banana about it!

by Sunny Senny June 2, 2007