96

Divorce

Man: Hey wife how about we 69 today.
Wife: No John i want a 96.
Man: What is a 96?
Wife: A divorce?

by LΛΛZER July 9, 2019

96

When you get a four day break (military esp) from work.

Private Joe had a 96, so he went to Oceanside and banged some blond chick for four days straight and came back with chlamydia, so Doc had to fix him.

by GurrYo August 24, 2006

96

An amish sexual position

person a: I wonder what sexual positions amish use

Person b: most likely 96 and as proven by irrefutable evidence occasionally missionary.

by ProphetOfConfusion May 23, 2014

96

96 is similar to the 69 however, the woman will be in a Crab position instead of lying normaly.

96 Allows better deepthroat

by Josh1968 January 19, 2009

96

A 69 for older partners when they dont even look at each other in bed.

Tim: "Dude i just walked into my grandparents bedroom. It looks like they really hate each other."

Bob: "I saw that on urban dictionary. Its called a 96!"

by DJ Pauly P June 5, 2011

96%

noun - on the metalhammer forum, one who is lacking in IQ (not all there) especially ____5.

Possessed2: as far as i am concerned just because some one is born in a country does not give them the foocking rights of that country he gave them up when he killed someone now foock off
SmartarsePoster:Oh gods, just when I didn't think it was possible for you to paint more of a moronic picture of yourself.
More chlorine in the gene pool please!

96%

by The Ood November 10, 2008

96

the male lies down on his back and the woman sits on his face, leans back, and gives oral sex while having her butt hole eaten out

Perrin: Hey Chloe, wana 96?
Chloe: Sure, i love my ass being eaten out!

by PEARBEARmarmar January 21, 2010