Zuckerberg Line
When technology crosses over from innovative and cool to invasive and creepy, it crosses the Zuckerberg Line.
Zuckerberg Line by awfulOtter July 16, 2020
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Mark Zuckerberg
Person 1: Who's Mark Zuckerberg?
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter
Mark Zuckerberg by applealex March 17, 2010
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Suckerberged
The hijacking and use of your brilliant idea by another person, most often for social or financial gain.
I can't believe Stacy stole my idea to open a wedding chapel for dogs. Now she is raking in the dough!
Oh girl, you were seriously Suckerberged!
Oh girl, you were seriously Suckerberged!
Suckerberged by The Blue Martini February 22, 2011
Zuckerberg
A societal parasite that can and most definitely will bait unsuspecting contributors or partners into paying his/her way and stealing their intellectual property and personal assets in the process. One must truly loath humanity and prey upon it comprehensively in order to reach true "zuck" status.
After achieving the "greatest welfare scam of all" , a zuck must then steal and monetize the content creations of the very same population that made him insanely wealthy. In a final diabolical act, one must engage in disinformation, psychological manipulation tactics and propaganda against the very populous that he/she drained for his own financial gain. Stopping only after purjering him/herself in front of congress in order to perpetuate his/her sociopath-ic scherade.
Only when the population is both ethically and financially compromised, when young children encounter confusion during crucial development years because of intense efforts to overwhelm their dopamine and serotonin receptors, when young adults associate their social media status and likes with their self worth preventing them from learning about real relationships as they mature, only when the aforementioned damage causes the birth rate to plummet and the population to become enraged to the point of canceling literally everything, will the zuckerberg maneuver be fully complete.
After achieving the "greatest welfare scam of all" , a zuck must then steal and monetize the content creations of the very same population that made him insanely wealthy. In a final diabolical act, one must engage in disinformation, psychological manipulation tactics and propaganda against the very populous that he/she drained for his own financial gain. Stopping only after purjering him/herself in front of congress in order to perpetuate his/her sociopath-ic scherade.
Only when the population is both ethically and financially compromised, when young children encounter confusion during crucial development years because of intense efforts to overwhelm their dopamine and serotonin receptors, when young adults associate their social media status and likes with their self worth preventing them from learning about real relationships as they mature, only when the aforementioned damage causes the birth rate to plummet and the population to become enraged to the point of canceling literally everything, will the zuckerberg maneuver be fully complete.
My dude, seriously though, do you honestly think that eating someones spleen could possibly be more ruthless than a Zuckerberg? Think about it, if you pulled off a zuck, it wouldn't be just one person harmed, our species would be forever tainted. What's more, with all that money, the genes of your enormous family would be corrupting our genome for a thousand years.
Zuckerberg by jdiggidy August 4, 2020
zuckerberg
to promise someone that you'll keep their secrets, then share them later when it suits your purposes.
Joe promised Jill he wouldn't tell her I hit on Sarah, but he totally zuckerberged me when he thought it might give him a chance with her.
zuckerberg by Bookfaced May 13, 2010
zuckerburged
The process or act of having a legitimate weblink, especially peer-reviewed medical literature (Pubmed), marked as "spam" on social media instantly by the social media platform. Appropriately named to illustrate the cause and effect of bowing to pressure to curb fake news. Most commonly occurs when attempting to disseminate information that counters mainstream/ pharma beliefs.
zuckerburged by truthdoc182 January 30, 2018
Zuckerberg's Law
Zuckerberg's Law:“If you were the inventors of facebook, you would have invented Facebook”- Mark “Jesse Eisenberg” Zuckerberg
Zuckerberg's Law by Bilak1964 September 27, 2011