Zoomeral

A funeral held via zoom2. These are becoming very common during the coronavirus outbreak.

Grandma died during the COVID-19 outbreak. We had a zoomeral for her

by 0livxr April 23, 2020

zookeepers delight

the act of being double penetrated by two different species of animals, preferably in a zoo

i went to the zoo yesterday with my dog to find a partner to have a zookeepers delight

by curious goerge's keeper February 21, 2011

bharatiya zoomer

the biggest chads there are. they have an unbiased views towards political and social problems, and are the first ones to actually take initiative to do anything good. probably the only thing that can save India.

Dude, did you see that bharatiya zoomer over there? I think I'm gonna have to ask my sister to marry him, god damn he's so hot.

by suckmytoesliketictacs May 18, 2021

zoomer humor

Any humor that zoomers enjoy. Usually annoying and unfunny.

Alex is the epitome of zoomer humor.

by Moose42 March 29, 2020

Ok Zoomer

Ok Zoomer is used when a kid posts a stupid/cringeworthy comment that is supposed to be funny.

Zoomer comments,
"Belle Delphine: I have the most expensive water
NileRed: Hold my diamond water"
Boomer replies,
"Ok Zoomer"

by LankyLarry_ January 2, 2020

Zooked

When something or someone is considered as absurd; weird or abnormal.

When Terry twerked in front of the whole family during thanksgiving, he was being so zooked.

by Gabby's Brother May 4, 2020

Cincinnati Zookeeper

A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.

Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!

Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!

by Sexy sexualizer September 18, 2016