Zontrel means "Stress Reliever" in Swahili. Very loyal, will never switch up on you. A Zontrel is very dependable, easy to get along with, and keeps it a-buck-fifty. Zontrel's have good stroke game and can definitely make your toes curl with their tongue or stick. They get turned on to you being turned on. He is typically a person who is witty, literate, educated. Definitely a man to take home to momma, or just to take home for a night. Everybody loves Zontrel's; it's hard not to love a Zontrel.
Girl 1: "Bestfrieeeeend, who is thaaaaat?"
Girl 2: "Who him? Oh that's Zontrel."
Girl 1: "Ohmagawd .. He fineeeeeee."
Girl 2: "I heard he's the most loyal out here. And don't tell anyone i said this but.. i heard he has good dick"
Girl 1: "Put me on, bestfriend"
Girl 2: "Aiight gurl, let's go say hi"
Girl 2: "Who him? Oh that's Zontrel."
Girl 1: "Ohmagawd .. He fineeeeeee."
Girl 2: "I heard he's the most loyal out here. And don't tell anyone i said this but.. i heard he has good dick"
Girl 1: "Put me on, bestfriend"
Girl 2: "Aiight gurl, let's go say hi"
by truuuthteller June 17, 2018
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They also can legitimately use being a "zonie" as an excuse for when it is too cold.
They also can legitimately use being a "zonie" as an excuse for when it is too cold.
(2 friends in San Diego )
Cali person- "Want to go lay on the beach? It's hella nice out"
Arizona person- "What... are you crazy?"
Cali person- "why do you say that?"
Arizona person- " It's only 60, too freakin' cold... I'm a zonie!"
;)
Cali person- "Want to go lay on the beach? It's hella nice out"
Arizona person- "What... are you crazy?"
Cali person- "why do you say that?"
Arizona person- " It's only 60, too freakin' cold... I'm a zonie!"
;)
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b: Not bad... and you?
a: not especially well...
(silence)
b: zonted!
b: Not bad... and you?
a: not especially well...
(silence)
b: zonted!
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