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Zonked

To do so much LSD (Acid) consecutively that you reach a point were you are a shell of your former self, completely devoid of personality and life, you have no reaction to any kind of stimulus. You are dead, but alive... You are Zonked.
Man I'm afraid this next time I trip I'm just gonna be like "Zonk" and then gone.. no more, just a shell.. completely zonked out of reality
by QP0N August 16, 2010
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zonk

A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.
Simeon has the highest Zonk record of all my friends; he scored 40,308 in one game.
by GuidoPosse69 February 9, 2005
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Zonked

A level of being so high you cant lift the blunt up
Damn im zonked
by Coffleekid October 19, 2018
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Zonk

A very rude gesture harnessing the use of prayers. Also the name of a really cool car.
"I'll give you my car which is named Zonk if you let me zonk you 5 times." "Deal"
by Kfbbwjdbevdj January 3, 2023
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Zonk

When you don’t know what you’re even on, where you’re at, what you’ve been, or who you are.
“I’ve said I’m zonked when I’m not even passed out” - Brody
by Sonk but with a Z September 6, 2020
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Zonked

When you're so stoned that you're just completely out of it
"After the fourth blunt Jeremy was totally zonked"
by K wala September 14, 2014
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zonked

drunk, stoned, high, tripping, spacing,

When u have used multiple drugs literally or not, when u definitly dont have ur 2 feet on the ground
Im zonked for life

damn that guy is zonked
by Dizzy May 2, 2003
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