zonked

To be extremely tired or inebriated.

"After I got home from the strip club, I zonked out on the couch."

by x January 31, 2003

Zonkie

The finest peice of ass you'll ever see

Look as the zonkie on that

by ZonkieZonkie June 15, 2011

zonkfest

1. A form of white dancing in which the zonker shiggity shakes and jerks out of control to some rythm apparently audible only to themselves. Usually lasting only a short duration, the dancer generally can't even recall what he did or recreate it if asked to.

Wynona: Oh wow Billy I loved you zonkfest out there! Do it again and I'll give you head
Billy: Fuck bitch you know zonkfests like that only happen once. Gimme dome anyways.

by billium lanza January 8, 2008

zonoscope

A device or contraption, of a telescopic nature, through which one views the world in which Cut Copy (affectionately known as Cutters) creates their music. This world is conveyed through Cutters' musical sounds, particularly on their Third Album.

Zonoscope

by anhtdngo October 15, 2013

dope zones

A positive affirmation; typically expressed in acknowledgement of a situation that is particularly rad, in which the vibes are especially dope.

I listened to his new album, dope zones man, dope zones all around.

by zopedones May 3, 2011

Zonked To The Skies

Popularized by the book The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe. It means to be very fucked up on psychedelic drugs primarily LSD.

1. Rafael: I'm so zonked to the skies !
2. Sunshine: Lets get zonked to the skies !

by JIBTECHWARRIOR June 22, 2008

zonkie nut

tiny partials of shit that accumulate around ones anal beard is more commonly known as a zonkie nut !

I ( john ) just found a zonkie nut in the shower

by ken dogging September 22, 2015