Zonks

The equivalent of zoinks, but without the I so it makes the person feel way more stupid about the cringey thing they just said or did.

Bill: oh man, I love when I get to eat Toilet bowl spaghetti on toilet bowl spaghetti tuesdays
Tim: Zonk Bill, Zonks.

by DaddyPools November 07, 2017

Zonked

A level of being so high you cant lift the blunt up

Damn im zonked

by Coffleekid October 19, 2018

Zonk

A very rude gesture harnessing the use of prayers. Also the name of a really cool car.

"I'll give you my car which is named Zonk if you let me zonk you 5 times." "Deal"

by Kfbbwjdbevdj January 03, 2023

Zonk

When you don’t know what you’re even on, where you’re at, what you’ve been, or who you are.

“I’ve said I’m zonked when I’m not even passed out” - Brody

by Sonk but with a Z September 06, 2020

Zonked

When you're so stoned that you're just completely out of it

"After the fourth blunt Jeremy was totally zonked"

by K wala September 14, 2014

zonked

drunk, stoned, high, tripping, spacing,

When u have used multiple drugs literally or not, when u definitly dont have ur 2 feet on the ground

Im zonked for life

damn that guy is zonked

by Dizzy May 02, 2003

ZONK

1.The act of fooling or being fooled.
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!

Being really thirsty and going to pour yourself a drink. The beverage appears fine through the bottle;but upon pouring it all clumps at the opening because its frozen =ZONK!

Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!

Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!

Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!

by forever felt & forever fro February 04, 2010