zoidbergs

The rounded bulges of flesh that protrude around a bra or bikini top, typically caused by wearing a garment that is too tight. Inspired by the carapace of Dr. John Zoidberg M.D., as occasionally seen on the television show Futurama.

Look at the zoidbergs on her, she needs to drop a few pounds or get a new bikini.

by Toxin August 17, 2007

Zoidbergism

The occurrence of reading a word of phrase in the voice of another. From the popular television series Futurama character, Dr Zoidberg.

Zoidbergism Example #1: "Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Stig." (Read in Jeremy Clarkson's voice)

Zoidbergism Example #2: "I don't want to live on this planet any more." (Read in Prof. Farnsworth's voice)

by keto4life April 1, 2012

zoidberg

When a females pussy is so shot out that her pussy lips dangle like the mouth of futureamas Dr. Zoidberg.

Yo homie see that broad over there
Yeah
I hit that shit last night
Eww mafucka I hope you wore a Jimmy she a zoidberg

by ghostofmyformerself July 19, 2015

zoidberging

The act of scuttling sideways like Dr Zoidberg while making a Whoopwhoopwhoopwhooopwhoop sound, OR the act of eating food in the manner of Dr Zoidberg.

Dr zoidberg was zoidberging while zoidberging.

by poorsillyfitz July 28, 2015

Zoidberging

When a male has a threesome with two women, and during the act of foreplay inserts each of his thumbs into a respective vagina, and all four fingers of each hand into the corresponding butt hole. He then lifts the women into the air, scuttles back and forth, pinches his hand open and close like a crab, and yells "whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!"

Dude, I was totally Zoidberging those two chicks from the bar last night when I shit my pants.

by 3LM0 March 16, 2012

zoidberg

When you're eating Ramen noodles after blowing on them to cool them off. Once you get tehm half in your mouth you realise that the bottom of the noodles is still far too hot so you leave them dangling from your mouth.

Julian pulled a zoidberg the other night.

by Brian Gaylor February 13, 2006

Zoidberging

The action of awkwardly moving through a crowded area while making a sound and body motion similar to Dr. Zoidberg

This dayum hallway is too crowded Zoidberging is the only way to get through it.

by LegitWaffles January 10, 2013