Linux Zealot

Perhaps the most hilarious people I've ever encountered. Known for their hatred of Windoze.

I like Linux, but it's not like I'm a Linux Zealot.

by Blue Ruse August 7, 2006

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by zealot nude 2 October 18, 2009

Zealot

Someone who is uncompromising and stuck in their ways. Often used in a religious context, zealots are unable to see any other point of view, they are old fashioned and could be described as conservative and perhaps fundamentalist. A Zealot has a real passion or zeal for their beliefs.The word comes from a movement of Jewish uprising against the Romans. Zealots would also often turn upon other Jews for not supporting their militant views and would consider other Jewish sects as weaker and less devout. The word is now used across religions and has a negative implication.

The Zealots in America will ensure Obama doesn't make office

by Thebro February 9, 2008

Zealot Rose

A person who use others for their own personal gains, often times involving minors in grand theft felonies. Rude, white trash, hillbilly, fanny pack wearing asshat.

1) When the Zealot Rose left the project once and for all, there was no need to be aware of your surroundings near misplaced spitoon cups.
2) The Zealot Rose geniused himself right out of the project.
3) The Alfster easily trapped the Zealot Rose and

the rope and his sidekick danced with joy.

by Petergozinya June 5, 2009

zealots

One who is religiously devoted to an ideal, cause, object, person, or culture. Typically to an extreme.

see zealot

Zealots are also found in the modern day world. For instance, there are nerds, Linux users, anime fanatics, Vegetarians, teenyboppers, Republicans, Democrats, and Amway salesmen.

by JonJonB, doooood! October 21, 2005

zlotoff

The process of improperly applying cream cheese to a bagel. When zlotoffing, instead of applying cream cheese to the entire bagel initially, and then consuming, one adds the cream cheese one bite at a time. As any biz-school student can tell you, this process is vastly more inefficient than the normal way of applying cream cheese. Due to this inefficiency, the intelligence of zlotoffers everywhere is called into serious question.

I don't have time to zlotoff my bagel! I have to get to class! And besides, what kind of idiot would zlotoff a bagel anyways? Everyone knows there are no benefits! And not only is zlotoffing bagels slower, there is also an extreme social stigma attached to it, so if I were to zlotoff my bagel, I would run the risk of being ostracized by my peers.

by Andy Hall July 27, 2006

Zelton

mysterious, kind, loyal, analytical, can come across standoffish but is really shy and cautious. It usually takes him a while to share himself and his secrets. When he does he is thoughtful before he speaks. He doesn't say much but when he does it's full of facts not just an emotional response. He is Calculated and studious. Compassionate and when he loves he loves deep. Creative, talented,Musically and electronically inclined and pays attention to detail. He is loyal and will have your back. he is generous. Very intelligent. Well read and inquisitive.

best buy is just so expensive I wish I knew were Zelton was!

by dvthegreat August 18, 2013