Zelle You

A sexual favor, giving to one a real good fucking.

I'm gonna Zelle you good tonight.

by Fun Size makes it better May 25, 2021

Zellers

Canada's bootleg version of Wal-Mart, only trashier.

Wal-mart is closed today, so I guess I'll have to go to Zellers.

by notstella October 12, 2008

zellers dink

aka "Z.D." A stinky film left on your johnson after having sex with a dirty slut. From the cheap, low-end discount department store in Canada called Zellers.

Man, I got a nasty case of zellers dink from that ho last night...

by gordberg October 11, 2006

zellen

two people combined in one and become one person; hermaphrodite, asexual beings

zellen is commonly known to party hard and visit your door and headbang.

they are often unicorns and are magical.

zach and ellen

"theres a zellen at my door"

by chellen April 8, 2007

zelly

A zelly is a big-boobed whore bag who likes to dance around and frolic with other skanks such as nicole and alexis to various forms of electronic rave music. She also enjoys ingesting substances such as mdma and alcohol wthout limit. Zellies unfortunately cannot barf no matter how drunk they get.

Zelly has the biggest boobs ever

by lexikinssssssssssss January 20, 2009

Zeller

Doing the exact opposite of what is expected of you in a crucial situation. Don't "pull a Zeller." That was "Zellerific!"

UNC basketball player Tyler Zeller's performance against Duke in the final two minutes of the February 8th, 2012 game in which he inadvertently scored a field goal for the Blue Devils and then gave Duke guard Austin Rivers a virtually uncontested three point goal to win the game.

by Wiley2112 March 18, 2012

Zellers

When there is a clear choice in doing something a proper way, but for some unknown reason you are doing it another way. A way that will take 3x more effort, 3x the time, and cause 3x more problems down the road.

Man #1 "Man I had to write a report. I could have used a computer but instead i wrote it all out."
Man#2 "Wow you Zellers'd that!"

Man#1 "Yeah i got my car fixed. Went to Canadian Tire to get it done."
Man #2 "Wow you Zellers'd that!"

by J_Mich December 28, 2007